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Not John Brantley @NotJohnBrantley

I'm just a dude from Ocala. Parody account.

Joined October 2010
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Darren Heitner
@heitner
26 Nov 2022
Sucks that the Gators lost but at least I don’t have to listen to Brock Osweiler anymore. Goodnight.
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We gonna talk about the obvious face mask or nah?
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I’m longing for Greg McElroy at this point.
Kelly@KellEGator
26 Nov 2022
Brock Osweiler is the absolute worst announcer I’ve ever heard. Give me Gary Danielson and Verne any day over this moron.
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FSU defender went for a full piggyback ride on Caleb Douglas and they’re still talking about “minimal contact.”
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If Richardson steps up and runs against that blitz, he’s still running.
I get that we’ve gotten hosed a few times on PI, but we’ve got to stop dropping passes and then begging for flags.
Buckle up, buttercups.
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Ran that shit right up I-10 on their ass.
Nick de la Torre
@delatorre
26 Nov 2022
Trevor Etienne 45-yard touchdown.
We played one of the worst quarters of football I’ve ever seen. And yet…
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Gators need to play the next four downs like the forward pass doesn’t exist.
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Hail Florida Hail@HailFloridaHail
26 Nov 2022
Give Kitna credit, he organized that run beautifully
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Leon Kums@g8erlaw68
26 Nov 2022
WAIT....A PERSONAL FOUL ON THE NOLES??? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING WITCHCRAFT.
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Alligator Army@AlligatorArmy
26 Nov 2022
Billy’s botched a bunch of stuff tonight. He didn’t botch that — and that was not easy.
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The upside of AR losing his helmet is that we will not be throwing the ball.
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Ryan King@RKingGator
26 Nov 2022
I’ve decided the job of at least 100 of our 200 support staff members is to flail their arms uncontrollably while asking for a flag.
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This is small potatoes at this point, but doesn’t AR know to throw it up when he has a free play?
I know we don’t have a good play call for 3rd and 12. We’ll run it and hope someone breaks a tackle.
For at least one play, AR stirred up memories of another 15.

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Why. Are. We. Throwing.
Helluva second half plan from the Florida brain trust here.
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