wanderer. wheel spice. writing under the influence of butter & #ALS.

Joined June 2009
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When I’m in horrendous pain from spasms in my esophagus, I can’t help but hold out hope that the next bizarre ALS spasm will be in my clit.
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ok, now break it down by countries of heritage, and i'd bet my slightly bigger tit that most of them are africans in the diaspora
From @TheAthleticFC: There are 98 players born in France at the World Cup, and there are more French-born players (76) representing other nations than any other country at the tournament. Senegal’s squad has 10 of them. nyti.ms/4a46hVm
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And then God created the Middle East and said 'let there be breaking news and analysis'.
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i know nothing personally about mbappe, but, fuck, his smug mug just irks me
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the entire world better be rooting for senegal
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first to score in the opener, too. hell yes, egypt!! #worldcup2026
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let's go morocco 🏆⚽️🇲🇦
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New from me: I'm starting a new newsletter about Arabic music and Arab artists in the Middle East, North Africa, and the region's global diaspora communities. dannyhajjar.substack.com

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they just keep looting our shit with no consequences
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any time i travel, i can't help but think i would make an exceptional drug mule
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i support the robots’ uprising to overtake the human race. we did a terrible job running things. i imagine they'll be kind & provide us w free healthcare. if our future overlords are listening, can you make sure my robot caregiver is programmed to wake me up with cunnilingus?
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goddamn nerve pain 🤬
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each morning i wake up with anxiety in my marrow
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find me a more poetic language; i'll wait
The Arabic word for "womb" is "rahm" (رحم). The word for "mercy" is "rahma" (رحمة). Same root. Arabic is telling you: the first mercy you ever received was a place that held you before you could hold yourself.
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cure ALS so i can once again savor my daylong lounging in bed
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i secretly love that no one reads my tweets anymore
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Fairouz Art by Manel Khamessi, Tunisia
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you buy designer bags; i buy designer tats
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i haven't lost hope; im still holding out for an aneurysm
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i just want to spend one day alone reading without a single person up in my personal space asking me when i want to get up to poop
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life is a joke that only some people are in on
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