He is STANDING.
Upright. At a UFC event. On his 80th birthday. After ending — by YOUR own admission — a war.
Not bad for someone you are calling "clearly not healthy."
But since WE are playing doctor now, Harry — you weapons-grade, industrial-certified jobbernowl — let me remind you what YOUR idea of "fully healthy" looked like for four years.
YOUR guy fell up Air Force One stairs. THREE TIMES. In a row. (They blamed WIND, Harry. WIND.)
YOUR guy fell off a STATIONARY bicycle.
YOUR guy face-planted onstage at the Air Force Academy graduation in front of the entire graduating class. (A SANDBAG. They blamed a sandbag.)
YOUR guy shook hands with people who were NOT THERE.
YOUR guy called the Ukrainian president "PRESIDENT PUTIN" — at a NATO summit. On camera. In front of the world.
YOUR guy referred to the French president as François Mitterrand — who died in 1996. He was having a full conversation with a man who has been deceased for nearly three decades. Not a gaffe. A full anecdote. About a dead man.
YOUR guy asked where Congresswoman Jackie Walorski was — a full month after her FUNERAL.
YOUR guy told a seated Chuck Schumer to "stand up, Chuck!"
YOUR guy "beat Medicare." Still unclear what that means. NEITHER IS HE.
YOUR guy's own Special Counsel described him as a "sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory" — and Harry, that was the DEFENSE. That was the argument they used NOT to prosecute him. Wrap your remaining brain cell around that.
YOUR guy needed photo notecards to identify Hillary Clinton, Dick Durbin, and Chuck Schumer — people he had worked alongside for literally DECADES.
YOUR guy's staff quietly switched him to the SHORT stairs on Air Force One — and he STILL stumbled on those.
You watched ALL of that. Said nothing. Defended it. Called the rest of us conspiracy theorists for noticing.
And now — NOW — you are looking at a man's HAND at a UFC event and screaming "25th Amendment."
Harry. Sweet, addlepated Harry. You are the human version of period cramps. You are a mooncalf who donated his brain to science before he was done with it. Your critical thinking operates at the level of a waterproof sponge. If your IQ dropped any lower, someone would have to water you twice a week. You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer — you are the spoon someone keeps in there by accident.
And PLEASE — whatever you do — do NOT call Jill for a medical opinion on this. She has an Ed.D. in educational leadership. Wonderful credential. Not the specialty you need right now. Find an ACTUAL physician. Tell them about your TDS. It has clearly progressed to the terminal stage where a man standing upright at a sporting event on his 80th birthday constitutes a constitutional crisis.
Meanwhile, the man your party certified as sharp, fit, and fully capable was holding detailed conversations with heads of state who had been dead for 28 years.
But what do I know — I am only a medically retired Army combat medic and science teacher who understands the clinical difference between a wrinkled hand at a nighttime event and an actual neurological emergency.
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