"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you....you're locked in here with me"

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Thread of videos on Tik Tok fyp i like I'm going to keep updating this as much as I'm alive.
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Down to 6 tickets.
Down to 8 tickets.
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Was enjoying the World Cup then remembered that I'm 28 with no girlfriend or money

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Down to 8 tickets.
Four games already down in sixteen games. "Everyone would make money this world cup" they said. Those were the words of gamblers on the streets. 200 Nigerian note gone.
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Notshalom odds in 2026. #notgood
switzerland are so relaxed, if i didn't play straight win i would be carrying to god for qatar to score and the game ends in a draw.
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😭😭😭
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They can't catch me slacking. I'm built different
That Qatar injury time equalizer will starve families
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You don’t support apc but you see the positives in tinubu’s fiscal policies that have increased poverty and inflation by over 300% You don’t support tinubu but you think his opposition is shallow Sis just hold your corn, stop denying it 😭
Aside from his asinine supporters on here, this has been my issue with him from day one. I’ve listened to a lot of his interviews, and no, not agenda-driven edits, but full conversations. I’ve sat through him discussing the economy, his plans for it, and even his understanding of the structure of government and how it works. Each time, I’ve come away underwhelmed, and that’s me being charitable. I completely understand the burning desire to remove the government of the day, as well as the emotional and empathetic appeal he brings. But leading a multifaceted, highly complex emerging economy like Nigeria requires more than good intentions and public sympathy. Yet every time you point that out, a swarm of witless cretins floods your mentions with insults and abuse, as though that will somehow change your assessment or translate into votes at the ballot box. In any case, I wish all the candidates the very best come 2027. May the best ideas win, and may Nigeria be great again.
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We caught him. We finally caught the pedo
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Love carrying young boys.
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You're a disgrace. Oloriburuku
I have met a lot of people that voted Peter Obi the last time and will be voting PBAT next year. I have also met a lot of people that voted Peter Obi last time but will sit out this election because Peter Obi hasn’t been as inspiring as he was in 2023 and they do not consider the alternatives as better. I haven’t met a single PBAT supporter that is now supporting Peter Obi or any other candidate( this is my reality) I believe this administration hasn’t lived up to certain hype but I cannot deny that it’s been reform minded. Helping correct structural issues that have plagued this country far too long. For example, the recent passage of the state policing bill is by no means a mean feat. That this administration makes it look easy or don’t blow their trumpet so loudly does not diminish the huge significance of the bill and the tireless work that they put into it. The implementation of the Nigeria Payments System Vision 2028 ( championed by CBN) is another policy that has gone under the radar(I believe we should all read about the policy) . This is one policy that will revolutionize our financial system for good. One that will birth several financial innovation and products. There is no eradication of poverty without financial inclusion and it appears CBN is on an articulated agenda towards a sustainable path. For some of us, there are enough reasons to stick around this current administration. The alternatives aren’t as inspiring and simply do not have what it takes to out perform this current administration.
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After killing a cockroach The ants 2 minutes later:
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This is where they fucked up the Kingpin
Mayor Mamdani announced $15 million for gender-affirming care services at a Pride event at New York City Hall.
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I go ask where the bag wey dem carry come?
If you woke up and saw this in your room at 12 AM, what would you do???
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Dating a woman who gets excited like a kid every time she’s around you is one of the best decisions a man can make. She’ll treat you better.
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I meet one billing for my phone this morning, i first drop my toothpaste and toothbrush before i start to dey record voicenote for the person. He dn delete am as he see "recording audio" for him side😭😭😭

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Nigga saw Lana Rhodes and Mia Khalifa watching and he had to lock in. I would've scored all four goals
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The image falsely depicts adult actresses Lana Rhoades and Mia Khalifa attending the USA vs Paraguay World Cup match; claims of their presence are unverified and stem from AI-generated content. blacksportsonline.com/2026/06/did-la…
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Texting your depressed friend always keeps U on your toes
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I dey tell you real facts o😭😭 Na ponmo dey my jollof rice for Christmas last year.
Replying to @NotToxiccc
Guy abeg no kill me
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