Hincha de Orlando City SC | USMC Veteran | Aerospace Engineering @ UCF | 🇵🇦 #ManInTheArena #SeeYouSpaceCowboy

Joined October 2011
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19 Nov 2014
"Everything wasn't meant to be chased. Certain things were made to be admired from afar"
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Meksika’da Rey Mysterio kostümüyle güreş yapan 3 adamın gören Güney Koreli bir kadın, dayanamayarak adamların üzerine böyle atladı 🤣🤣🤣 Dünya Kupasının en eğlenceli ülkesi açık ara farkla Meksika! 🇲🇽
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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A decade later, we remember 💜 We honor those we lost, support those who continue to heal, and celebrate the resilience, love and unity that define our city. Orlando United, always.
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AN ASSIST IN GAME 𝓦𝓞𝓝 👏🇺🇸
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Christian Pulisic when he knows all of Raya is watching him on TV
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me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO

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If America beats Paraguay in tonight's World Cup match, come celebrate at Steak n Shake tomorrow with a Patriot milkshake for only 25 cents! Limited to one milkshake per customer. 🇺🇸 ⚽️ 🏟 🇺🇸
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JAJAJAJAJAJA NO MAMEN, QUE LE PASA A LA SEÑORA 🤣🤣🤣

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Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"
W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ 宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高
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🚨BREAKING: A U.S. citizen was riding his bike in Laredo, Texas… when Border Patrol agents pulled alongside him and illegally tried to block him in. When he kept riding, they chased him down, physically grabbed him by the arm, and immediately started demanding identification and asking where he was from. He told them he born in Laredo, Texas. But that was not good enough. The agent asked, “What high school did you go to?” He answered that, too… and they still kept demanding ID, over and over again. The Fourth Amendment exists for a reason. In America, law enforcement don’t get to randomly stop people, physically grab them, and demand identification because they feel like it. Being on a bike isn’t a crime. You also don’t have to carry an ID on you unless you are operating a motor vehicle… which he was not. So, demanding an ID, without probable cause, is illegal. And the cherry on top? When the man went to use his phone, an agent tried to stop him by grabbing it… apparently unaware the entire encounter was already being recorded by his glasses. If Border Patrol can stop an American born citizen riding his bike, demand his papers, and put their hands on him without stating a lawful reason… every American should be paying attention.
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Mexico vs South Africa referee highlights

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The referee in this Mexico vs South Africa game

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Jun 11
🚨 Trump tried to imprison 6 Democratic Senators for making a video that was critical of him. He just lost every single case.
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World Cup in the USA

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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, PEOPLE SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO WHAT HUNTER BIDEN SAYS BECAUSE HE WAS A DRUG ADDICT🤔 BUT PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM RFK WHO IS ALSO A FORMER DRUG ADDICT AND A CONSPIRACY NUT 🙄 MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🙄
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Referee denied entry. Officials denied entry. Players denied entry. Fans denied entry. The U.S. is proving exactly why it never should’ve been chosen to host the World Cup.
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Yes, he posted it. Yes, it’s real. Yes, He honestly thinks this is a flex. We are ruled by the dumbest fucking people in America.
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