Guess who’s back X! 🥳🎉 I’m a huge horror fan, and a huge, Boston Red Sox Fan! ! #LGRS ⚾️
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Guess who’s back! 🤓
Thank you X! 🥳 🎉
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May 31
A pack of hyenas accosts a White dude.
He says the magic word and then says, “I’m an electrician, I’ll shut the whole damn place down.”
Hyenas: Do it!
White man: ✅
#TacoBell #Electrician #LightsOut
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May 30
Pussy’s hiding behind a camera phone and a selfie 🤳 stick, thinking they’re relevant.
“I’m a journalist.” NO!
YOU ARE A RETARD! 🤡🫵
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May 30
Matty, Kaido, and Gojo in NYC. Matty’s pup 🐶 was stuck on the aww part of the Awoo! lol 😂
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May 29
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May 29
Meet Matty, and his pups,
Kaido, Gojo 🐶🚨🚒
Are they awesome or what. 😁
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May 28
🚨Her description of how a cop would sound coming out of a Full Size NYPD CRUISER (vs) a smaller n y p d cruiser is funny AF!🚨 lol 😝
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May 27
A Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office deputy pulled over and ticketed a woman for using a phone in her right hand while driving, only for the woman to show and prove to the deputy she is an amputee, and missing her right hand that he says he saw her “manipulating the screen” with.
Seriously @PBCountySheriff? 🤭
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Jimmy… retweeted
May 4
REPOST be following by next Monday, May 11 for a chance to win this signed advertisement for THE BETTER SISTER! I’ll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck!
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May 3
Caption this:
Truck goes flying after crashing into traffic in Florida 😳👀
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May 2
In the first season of CHiPS episode 20, CHECKOUT the PRICE OF GAS ⛽️ This episode aired on March 2, 1978.
Regular Gas - .53 Cents 😳👀
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