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hahaha that’s so me, im her 🥹
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Tell him you don’t care where you eat but shoot down every idea he has
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May 16
being called an old soul at age 8 then childish at age 38 is neurodivergent coded.
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It's him! Judge John Gigachad!
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May 14
He liked the meme, now make every single post on his timeline the meme.
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May 13
California Man Sentenced to 78 Months in Prison for Role in $263 Million Cryptocurrency Scam: The defendant broke into victims' homes to steal cryptocurrency hardware wallets. He also used fraudulent documents to open digital accounts that enabled the defendant and his co-conspirators to buy luxury goods, including an Hermès Birkin bag. justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/gothf…
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ALT A surveillance photo of the defendant after he used a brick to break into a victim's home in New Mexico.
ALT An Hermès Birkin bag that the defendant obtained for a co-conspirator's girlfriend.
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May 11
It’s actually insane that people used to casually receive a giant book with everyone’s home address and phone number in it. 😭
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May 11
BREAKING: Eileen Wang, the Democrat Mayor of Arcadia, CA, has pleaded GUILTY to acting as a foreign agent on behalf of China.
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20 Apr 2019
Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".
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May 10
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
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Why are you so broke?
My cat :
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