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*says something so embarrassing that i curl up and begin to molt*
*gesturing at my discarded exoskeleton* was that guy bothering you
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I bought these 70 cornflake things yesterday and left them in the van.
Theyβve melted together into one, so Iβm having it for breakfast.
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Jun 15
when too many people try to talk to me i feel like this
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Jun 15
Saw the Apple π emoji and immediately thought of this
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Can I come over and Freak The Fuck Out
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Jun 14
can i run this with my 8gb ram laptop
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Jun 13
iβm CTFU at this bookmark note on a ficππ
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Jun 12
it's usually closer / on your chest
#phm #projecthailmary
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Jun 10
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN suppressed Remington 11-87 popcorn dispenser
Jun 9
You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO.
I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.
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Jun 12
he lost contact with the mothership and i think he's scared
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astarion : *has a magical girl transformation type showing him reverting back into a basic high-elf* so, what do you think
my durge seeing his eyes are blue : *whisper* ew
astarion : what ??
my durge : erh... i guess, give me some time
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