British businessman, Author, Designer, Developer — and I help small businesses deal with big business problems.
Joined March 2007
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16 Dec 2019
You, as a business owner or someone in a senior position at a business, have a clear image of where you need it to be — an ideal version of that business…
1 Aug 2024
Hi @NVIDIAGFN, after updating to the latest version I've been signed out and it won't allow me to sign in again — email verification completes, but the app hangs, and same thing is happening with the forums.
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25 Jun 2024
Hi @TheAA_UK, I’m concerned that it’s now day two and the smart care team haven’t made the appropriate effort to mediate between me and the garage.
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9 Oct 2023
Hi @easyJet most of flight EZY2200 has been sat on a stairwell for almost an hour waiting for a nonexistent aeroplane. The gate crew know nothing. Any chance some could sort this out?
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7 Oct 2023
Hi @EE I’ve made two requests for someone to call me via 150 and after 40 minutes I’m still waiting. I need someone to call me ASAP.
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27 Jul 2023
Hi @PhoenixGroupUK I’ve been attempting to get in touch with ReAssure for the last couple of months with no luck and I’d appreciate some assistance, please.
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19 May 2023
Hi @HSBC_UK, any chance of speaking with someone in person? I've tried Internet Banking and the automated telephone service, but neither are giving me what I need.
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14 May 2023
Hi @AdobeCare, an chance you could point me in the direction of where I could find the renewal date for an account?
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27 Mar 2023
Hi @MongoDB, I've created a Custom Role to limit access to a database, but the new User modal is forcing me to also choose a Built-in Role, which would either grant too much or too few privileges, or does it do something else? The documentation is confusing.
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21 Mar 2023
One benefit of using Profiles in @vscode is to split extensions out, which has brought the system resource usage down.
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9 Mar 2023
The first travel toaster, with thaw function.
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8 Mar 2023
I love listening to #ambientmusic while working. But there's ambient and there's Delta Sleep System Program 1 (Track 1), by Dr Jeffrey Thompson… 😴
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6 Mar 2023
Good to know that virtuals in Mongoose don't work with aggregations in @MongoDB without a bit of prodding and poking!
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6 Mar 2023
Obviously the morphing capabilities of the Tardis has a bug that triggered a causal loop in the translocation matrix.
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5 Mar 2023
A legislative briar patch, but also an economic boon if the @GOVUK have the appetite for it.
We keep hearing the @Conservatives talking about how they're economic superheroes, so…
28 Feb 2023
Want to know why your high street is full of shops that have been empty for years? It's not always because nobody wants to fill them. Here's a real life example of what we've gone through trying to get into one in Hillsborough, Sheffield (so far - the search is ongoing!)...
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22 Feb 2023
Hi @adidas, there are tens of thousands of people in Ukraine, Syria, Turkey … countless people around the world, in need of clothing. Why not send the Yeezy branded clothing to them instead of landfill as a tax write-off?
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19 Feb 2023
According to Nike's 10 Principles from the 1970s, number 3 states: "Perfect results count — not a perfect process."
I'll leave this one here for passing scientists to shriek in horror at…
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19 Feb 2023
Shout out to the cosmologists and astrophysicists and their thoughts on perfection in relation to the fourth fundamental force.
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