Mansfield Town lover. Zak Brown hater.
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Americans calling it a cob
I'm going to try this "cob" and they keep calling it.
Does it really only have 3 ingredients?
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Married his childhood sweetheart, has four kids, donates to the armed forces and mental health charities while running his own foundation. Doesn't drink or smoke. Zero career scandals, which is rare for anyone at his level of fame.
He's also his country's and boyhood club's all-time top scorer, with six Golden Boots including four in the Premier League and one at a World Cup.
He's easily the best striker in the world right now.
And yet Harry Kane remains one of the most disrespected and underrated players in world football. Which is bizarre because he's exactly the type of footballer kids should be looking up to. ๐
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Scotland fans rightfully getting loads of positive press out in the US
Canโt wait for Fox News to show one of ours lighting a cocaine firework in his arse crack on Wednesday
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God forbid English people talk about English football.
Jun 14
BBC and ITV commentary rule #1: If a foreign player touches the ball at the World Cup, you have exactly five seconds to mention their loan spell at a Championship club in 2023.
The desperation to link every single player on earth to English football is absolutely exhausting.
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Jun 14
Getting involved in nonsense like the Mexican wave is exactly why the Germans lost two World Wars
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first all British podium since 1968 means England are winning the world cup
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We don't help ourselves do we
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Just watching Australia v Turkey. Arda Gulers a good player but if was half as good as he thinks he is, he'd make Messi look like Jamie Murphy.
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Jun 14
The Scots rendition of their national anthem last night is further evidence that we need to do away with God Save The King and move to Jerusalem.
An actual anthem, not a wanky tribute to a family of paedophile enabling lizards.
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Americans throwing everything at us to make sure we don't win it all
๐จ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐: The England squad were told to SHELTER indoors on Saturday evening after a TORNADO warning was issued in Kansas City.
The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning'.
โ @TheAthleticFC
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Say what you want about the jocks, unreal fans.
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Jun 13
Shouldn't laugh but.. you can see when they realise
Jun 13
JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in Sรฃo Pauloโs Limeira, Brazil
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Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event
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Switzerland only got themselves to blame. Couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo
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Jun 13
POV: USA are losing in the quarter finals with 10 minutes left against Iran and theyโve just made a substitution:
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Jun 13
The Maguire family on the flight back to the UK with Dan Burnโs boots
Jun 13
๐จ BREAKING: England NT have been ROBBED.
Football boots (including those of Jude Bellingham and Harry Kane), balls, and key training equipment were all STOLEN. @MailSport
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Some of this lot are actually quite funny
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#WorldCup is like gay porn for me. I have tried watching it and respect the athleticism but just canโt get excited.
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