I'm not here for a long time, I'm just here for a good time. - George Strait

Joined May 2013
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Why don’t bank deposits go through on the weekends are the computer systems home with their families?
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all these mountains to climb will i everest?
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The minimum wage should be set at a level that, if you work 40 hours per week, you can afford housing, healthcare, and groceries, no matter the job you are doing. And that is not a radical belief.
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When you have a bad day at work but you don't smoke.

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If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.
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I saw a post on Reddit that said that β€œThe underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.
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i love pets with human names like yeah let me pet steven real quick
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Hitting the club early today. (Costco)
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#IfIWereAGangster I'd take matters into my own hands. If you want a job done right, do it yourself
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#IfIWereAGangster I would live in mansion from the Godfather movieπŸ˜‚
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#IfIWereAGangster I would be a love Gangster 😘🌹
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#IfIWereAGangster you would have to set up a meeting to see me with my associate.
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#IfIWereAGangster I would keep an attorney on retainer.
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#IfIWereAGangster I would prefer a civilized thug life.
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#IfIWereAGangster I’d make them an offer they can’t refuse

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Squirrels will make it halfway across the road and be like oops I forgot my wallet.
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You're the last person that dies in your lifetime.
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#WhenTheresNoChocolateCake Have an Irish Coffee

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