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Bubble @OhBubble
Joined March 2018
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I'm babysitting and already I've screamed "WE DO NOT PICK OUR NOSES ON THE TRAMPOLINE" and "DO NOT THROW THE BELL PEPPER AT YOUR BROTHER" and I'm convinced parenting is just a series of increasingly absurd Mad Libs
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Bubble@OhBubble
13 Sep 2022
✨3✨ Things that moms should never do. 🎥: @NickiMarieInc
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Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
25 Jun 2021
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
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Bubble@OhBubble
12 Sep 2022
Oh toddlers... ellen.tv/MemesAboutToddlers
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Bubble@OhBubble
10 Sep 2022
Kids wake up at 5 am to ask us for stuff because they know that's when our wills are at their weakest.  Yes, child, take the tablet and watch whatever you want while eating chocolate donuts on the couch, just let me sleep.
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Bubble@OhBubble
10 Sep 2022
A toddler's biggest talent is driving you right to the edge of your sanity and then reeling you back in with the most effervescent show of affection you've ever experienced.
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Bubble@OhBubble
9 Sep 2022
Snack time can cure almost anything. 🎥: greyslittlecloset on Instagram
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Bubble@OhBubble
8 Sep 2022
A toddler's biggest talent is driving you right to the edge of your sanity and then reeling you back in with the most effervescent show of affection you've ever experienced.
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One Awkward Mom@oneawkwardmom
4 Aug 2022
I choked on some water earlier and during my coughing fit, my 4yo asked me to be quiet so he could hear the tv. It’s safe to say I should start saving for a nursing home now.
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Bubble@OhBubble
8 Sep 2022
Like running a marathon... all the time. 🎥: fruitsofmotherhood on Instagram
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Bubble@OhBubble
8 Sep 2022
No one has more stories to tell than a 5YO who has just been told it's time for bed.
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Bubble@OhBubble
7 Sep 2022
We were fooled. 🎥: alanadocken on Instagram
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Bubble@OhBubble
7 Sep 2022
There are parenting lows and then there's your 9-month-old audibly pooping after you strapped them into the car seat.
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Bubble@OhBubble
6 Sep 2022
So... it's not just us. 🎥: @KDisapproves
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NicholasG@Dad_At_Law
4 Aug 2022
Watching a documentary on Ancient Egypt when my 5 y/o stops in front of the TV, drops her jaw and says, “THEY WROTE ON WALLS? You’re not supposed to write on walls!”
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Bubble@OhBubble
2 Sep 2022
Compromises were made. 🎥: oldrocklife on Instagram
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A Bearer Of Dad News@HomeWithPeanut
15 Aug 2022
My 6-year-old is sick with a cough, so I told him gargling with warm salt water can help. He looked at me & said, "I'm NOT going all the way to the ocean right now."
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Bubble@OhBubble
1 Sep 2022
We really, really tried. 🎥: tealacravy on Instagram
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Bubble@OhBubble
31 Aug 2022
It's funny how toddlers who won't even leave you alone to pee for five seconds become 2nd graders who won't even wave to you in front of their friends. Life comes at ya fast.
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Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
17 Aug 2022
My little girl is fiercely independent. She won't even hold hands on a walk because she "doesn't need help!" So when I felt her reach up and gently hold my hand as we walked into the first day of kindergarten I teared up. Then she dragged it across her slimy nose like a kleenex.
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