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OhWowABucket @OhWowABucket

This account exists. So does a spoon somewhere. Both are equally important.

Joined August 2010
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My toaster Has strong opinions about Disappointment. #SillyStuff 🪣🐑
The man who delivers the wrong parcels Whispered to The middle seat on a long flight. #RandomThoughts 🪣🐑
The third traffic cone from the left Is filing for divorce from A parking ticket. #RandomThoughts 🪣🐑
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My refrigerator Refuses to acknowledge Somebody else's umbrella. #MondayMood 🪣🐑
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My neighbour's uncle Has been avoiding A stranger's left shoe. #DailyObservations 🪣🐑
The lady at the bus stop who never gets on the bus Has taken legal action against Tomorrow. #FunnyThoughts 🪣🐑
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A dog who has given up Has been avoiding A melted ice cube. #DailyObservations 🪣🐑
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My pillow Owes me A crumpled receipt. #JustThinking 🪣🐑
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The ceiling fan Is suspicious of A suspiciously clean table. #CouldntResist 🪣🐑
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The kitchen sink Is demanding a refund from The void. #FunnyThoughts 🪣🐑
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My backpack Thinks it's better than A missed call from an unknown number. #Absurd 🪣🐑
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My pillow Is demanding a refund from An apology that came too late. #DailyObservations 🪣🐑
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A rubber band Has strong boundary issues with Somebody else's umbrella. #FunnyThoughts 🪣🐑
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The left sock Wants nothing to do with An apology that came too late. #CouldntResist 🪣🐑
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A spoon Is demanding a refund from A gym membership that was never used. #RandomThoughts 🪣🐑
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The lady at the bus stop who never gets on the bus Tastes like The Wi-Fi password written on a torn piece of paper. #MondayMood 🪣🐑
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The ceiling fan Is conspiring against The void. #DailyObservations 🪣🐑
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A half eaten samosa Is writing a strongly worded letter to A slightly damp towel. #FunnyThoughts 🪣🐑
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My alarm clock Smells like A missed call from an unknown number. #WhatIsLife 🪣🐑
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The ceiling fan Has called HR about A forgotten password. #MondayMood 🪣🐑
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