Writer, artist, quadriplegic. Firm believer in life just being funny that way. #RockChalk He/Him

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Will remember this night for the rest of my life. Messi hat trick at my first ever World Cup game. Fuji photos from the match coming asap.
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Trump is both the ultimate deal maker and infallible leader, and yet also constantly being misled by advisors, foreign leaders, and various other bad actors. He's Schrodinger's President.
NEW: Congressional Republicans are already placing the blame on Vice President JD Vance for a "terrible" deal with Iran. One congressional Republican tells me: “Conservatives on the Hill are stunned that Vance would erase all of Trump’s military victories in such a terrible deal. Trump effectively won the war and at the 11th hour Vance is negotiating his way to a loss.” Earlier today President Trump with a smile said, "if it works out, I'm going to take the credit, if it doesn't work out, I'm blaming JD." Trump praised the deal reached with Iran during his visit to the G7 in France and signed a copy of the MOU tonight at Versailles. Trump selected Vance to lead the Iran talks over Rubio. Vance and Rubio both have reported 2028 ambitions.
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GHANA AT THE DEATH OF THE GAME IN THE 95TH MINUTE 🇬🇭⚫️⭐️

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My Seattle mate’s driven us out to stunning Puget Sound. Beautiful, absolutely breathtaking
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Pacific Northwest is UNREAL 😯😍
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United States sent Nicco Harrison to negotiate
BREAKING: The US has released the full text of its 14-point "Memorandum of Understanding" with Iran. Key terms include: 1. The US, Iran, and their allies agree to immediately and permanently end military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon 2. The US and Iran agree to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity and not interfere in each other's internal affairs 3. The US and Iran commit to negotiating and reaching a final deal within 60 days, unless mutually extended 4. The US will begin removing its naval blockade immediately and fully end the blockade within 30 days 5. Iran will use its best efforts to ensure safe passage for commercial vessels through the Strait of Hormuz for 60 days with no charge 6. The US and regional partners will develop a mutually agreed plan of at least $300 billion for Iran's reconstruction and economic development 7. The US will work toward terminating all types of sanctions against Iran, including UN, IAEA, primary, and secondary sanctions 8. Iran reaffirms that it will not procure or develop nuclear weapons and agrees to address its enriched material stockpile under IAEA supervision 9. Until a final deal is reached, Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, while the US will impose no new sanctions and deploy no additional forces 10. The US Treasury will issue waivers for Iranian crude oil, petroleum products, derivatives, and associated banking, insurance, and transportation services 11. The US will make frozen or restricted Iranian funds and assets fully available for use 12. The US and Iran will establish an executive mechanism to monitor implementation of the MOU and future compliance with the final deal 13. After signing the MOU and implementing key ceasefire, blockade, shipping, oil waiver, and asset-release provisions, the US and Iran will begin final deal negotiations 14. The final deal will be endorsed by a binding UN Security Council resolution The memorandum will trigger a 60-day window to negotiate a final deal.
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Death, taxes, and soccer players sailing a wide open shot to the fucking moon.
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CONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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My nephew is turning 6 in July and this makes me think of him so brb gotta go cry real quick
Ok this is adorable
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Never mind Sleepless in Seattle this is Breakfast in Seattle here at the legendary Beth’s Cafe. I’ve gone for their famous 12 egg omelette called Triple Bypass with hardwood smoked-bacon, diced ham, sausage & unlimited hash browns. Washed down a pint of Dr Pepper & Earl Grey tea
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They hating
(I think he was offside lol)
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ROCK CHALK ALGERIA!!!!! THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!
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This is the guy RFK Jr. said drew a detailed map of the middle east from memory including all American bases and how many troops were at each one
Trump: "Qatar is the closest to Iran, physically. With other countries, I noticed they had to travel about 45 minutes to get there. With you, you could walk right across the border." There's no land border between Iran and Qatar. They're separated by the Persian Gulf.
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THIS SEATTLE STADIUM IS ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING MAN

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Vozinha 40 años Electricista de día y portero titular de Cabo Verde de noche
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Been waiting for this. For those who don't know, Leavenworth, WA is a small mountain town here that has styled itself in Little Bavaria fashion. Why? you might ask. Literally no reason. City council just decided one year that it could be a tourist attraction. They were right.
For those with ‘Leavenworth’ on your World Cup bingo card …
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Here's me from a couple years ago visiting their famous fudge hut and making wishes on Zoltar (spoiler alert: I'm still very paralyzed)
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🇨🇻😢 Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha: "I cried after the game because I grew up with my grandparents when I was a kid, and they could not be there. They passed away a few years ago. My mum could not be here either for a VISA issue, and the money we had to pay for it. We did not manage to do this in time." (@TheAthleticFC)
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As someone who both hates this administration and also believes that sports and politics are in so many ways inextricably linked, sometimes you need an editor to tell you that what you're writing is bad.
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