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Poetry: A thread
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Mirza Asadullah Khan Ghalib wali-ul-allah
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@Tauqeer1729 reply delete kyun kardiya🙄💔
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What formation is brazil playing with? What the fuck is ibanez doing playing as a winger?
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Poor girl man. That bastard pranit more kept putting words in her mouth and all she did was nod or mindlessly agree.
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Row over medical student Sejal Pawar's remark during stand-up comedian Pranit More's show | Sejal Pawar has been sent on 15-day forced leave. Her entry into hostel and college premises has been banned. A five-member committee will submit an investigation report within 7 days. Officials say that keeping in mind the security of Sejal Pawar, she has been safely handed over to her family.
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Why does no one talk about how bad manisha pande is? I mean I didn't wanna be the one to say this but I'm sorry someone had to say it.
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Sorry but tweeting this without blurring his face and name is just plain weird.
and then HE unmatched i am in tears
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I'm sorry he's just too funny😭💔🖕🖕🖕
A woman doctor was joking about a dead man's dick size with her friends. Men aren't safe even after death.
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25% bodyfat is quite low for a woman.. so so disconnected from reality..
Their 25% body fat with black armpits
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What about people like me that weigh in excess of a quintal?
men on weighing machine : 70kg 75kg 80kg 85kg 90kg women on weighing machine : 55kg 60kg baddie badddie baddddie badddddie baddddddie
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Problems you run into when you forcefully try to "manufacture" a language out of thin air.
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"He asked me what are we and I replied we're England Cricket Team"
this is like if india was backing england LOL
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....? Bewakoof been selling ts since 2017 man fucking larping pieces of shit.
NEED
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Please. Please. Please.
🚨 @JLSanchez78: "I'm telling you: the €150M player is A BOMB, A BOMB, A BOMB. It's SO UNEXPECTED. When they told me his name, I was frozen in shock."
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He's white so eventually 4 years later when he has a 10 goal season we can call him a shark and a megalodon and whatnot. Perfect signing for barca.
Anthony Gordon vs the Ball Roadrunner. 💎
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15 tweet thread for something that could be resolved through a simple google search... The age of larping.
Welcome to another episode of "is vanse too autistic to let this go?". Today we will look at this supposed autobiography of doctor ambedkar. First, we will verify every claim here.
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First minibanger in a year on @thfcmus 's back
Replying to @thfcmus
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So kkkrinj omg😭 I used to loving working out and i DREAD IT now. I'd rather study than work out oh my god.
"Oh look we are going to put down people who are trying to be their best versions possible " and no this is not the age of lifting weights, not even 1% of India's total population lifts weights. This is just insecurity screaming.
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"I'm actually mentally 12 and you're 17 so um actually you're the pedophile here miss"
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Stupid fucking indians all they can do is go aaaaaaa oooo aaaa
Cricket crowds are so dead man, had this been a wrestling crowd 40k people would have been chanting "YOU STILL GOT IT" for a retired kolly playing a match-winning knock. Fucking bores.
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Need 40 ball 50 from kolly today more than ever.
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