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LAPD bastards shot a golden doodle wearing a Knicks shirt in cold blood. Then I learned today they shoot an estimated 10,000 a year. 😞 Anyone who's followed me for any length of time knows how much I love dogs. I'm just sick to my stomach to learn this.
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FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey. His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive. A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it. 20 officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex. And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child. No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing. The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage. Like it never happened. If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel? Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.
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Pigs are the natural enemy of all civilization
Family dog shot and killed by LAPD during Knicks celebration at condo in Canoga Park abc7.la/a8E5tp
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How the hell are there a billion TikToks of UPS/USPS drivers taming every breed known to man BY THEMSELVES but 20 friggin police officers couldn’t subdue a single golden doodle without pulling their guns and killing it???
FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey. His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive. A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it. 20 officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex. And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child. No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing. The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage. Like it never happened. If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel? Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.
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Q: Why are police departments acquiring military equipment while communities ask for de-escalation?
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One of the strangest contradictions in modern politics is that bodily autonomy is treated as a sacred principle in some situations and completely ignored in others.
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SURE WISH COPS LIKED HUNTING DOWN AND SHOOTING PEDOS AS MUCH AS THEY LIKE SHOOTING PEOPLE’S DOGS
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This dog ran outside excited as hell and the LAPD shot and killed it. You don’t hate police enough.
Replying to @FilmThePoliceLA
Imagine being scared of this dog.
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The LAPD is calling this a “large dog.”
Replying to @FilmThePoliceLA
Imagine being scared of this dog.
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It takes 15 LAPD officers making an average of $100k a year to kill a fucking Golden Doodle. That’s $1.5 million dollars a year standing around watching a woman cry over her dead dog they just killed. But sure, police departments need more money.

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Police showed up and killed a women’s dog because she was cheering at a Knicks game on TV…
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I just saw my sister-in-law scrolling one of those “are we dating the same guy?” Facebook groups and it’s so funny because if there was a “are we fucking the same bitch?” Facebook group where random guys were posting women’s identities online the fucking FBI would get involved.
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The alcohol lobby has been pushing reefer madness, again, and the puritanical conservatives are quick to jump on the band wagon. This could be the issue that breaks the political pendulum's momentum. GOP wins require winning over a certain percentage of libertarian voters. I'm fine with limitations on public consumption, if the issue really is just the smell, but telling grown ass adults they can't consume a plant in private is ridiculous.
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Married women on twitter be like oh noooooooooooooo my husband, who is not allowed to have sex with anyone else, wants to have sex with me in our marital bed tonight oh noooooooooooooo I need to start some discourse about how awful this is
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Girls can want a man twice their size. But if a 30 year old man wants an 18 year old girl, he's called a pedophile. Why these double standards?
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The CIA drugged ilia btw. Cashed the bet but that was the weirdest fight ever. Very very strange. Ilia’s close range and his weird mannerisms (leaning back, no head movement, not throwing any volume) Beautiful propaganda job by the cabal but holy fuck that was one of the weirdest fights I’ve ever seen.
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FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey. His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive. A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it. 20 officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex. And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child. No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing. The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage. Like it never happened. If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel? Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.
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It’s genuinely going to take someone passing away before ufc officials start taking back of the head shots seriously.
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OMG CIRYL GANE JUST DEMOLISHED ALEX PEREIRA IN ROUND 2 VIA STANDING TKO ALEX PEREIRA’S TRIPLE CHAMP DREAMS HAVE BEEN SHATTERED 💔
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Gane needs to be banned from the UFC

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💔 LAPD killed a woman’s dog during a welfare check, all because she was yelling in her own apartment celebrating the Knicks’ Finals win. Then they just stand there over the body like it’s nothing. Absolute madness.
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