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2026, day 165 Good morning from Asia. ‘Trump says deal to be signed today; Tehran urges caution’ (AJ); ‘Iran says signing of Islamabad memorandum will not take place on Sunday’ (Reuters): ‘Exclusive: Iran sealed uranium cache and placed mines amid fears of US operation to seize material’ (CNN); ‘The Iranian Enforcer Driving Tehran’s Hard Bargaining With the U.S.’ (WSJ); ‘Opposition chief Lapid says US-Iran deal ‘doesn’t achieve any of Israel’s war goals’’ (ToI); ‘House Democrat slams US-Iran peace deal as ‘basically a surrender document’’ (The Hill); ‘Tanker struck by unknown projectile six nautical miles east of Oman, UKMTO says’ (Reuters); ‘Hezbollah claims drone attack on Israeli position in south Lebanon’ (AJ); ‘IDF preparing to stop Lebanon ground advance amid pending US-Iran deal’ (Kan); ‘In the trenches: Ukraine’s fight is now longer than the First World War, and looks eerily similar from the muddy holes on the front line’ (Globe and Mail); ‘Two phones and an app: How Russians skirt Putin's digital iron curtain’ (Reuters); ‘Trump to participate in G7 working session with Zelenskyy: official’ (Euractiv); ‘EU countries approve starting membership talks with Ukraine, Moldova’ (Politico); ‘Inside the Room Where America’s Brightest Game Out How to Avoid an AI Apocalypse’ (WSJ); ‘Asia shaken as US abandons role as guardian of rules-based order’ (Nikkei Asia); ‘Japan adds Indonesia to ‘network of navies’ after Australia, Philippines’ (SCMP); In geoeconomics, ‘Investment firms join Donald Trump’s $100bn race for Venezuelan oil’ (FT); ‘The world’s strategic oil reserves are running out fast’ (Economist) - “They cannot hold back the energy crunch for ever”; ‘China accuses US of power abuse with expanded blacklist of Chinese firms’ (SCMP); ‘Japan to explore rare-earth mining in Greenland to cut China reliance’ (Nikkei Asia); ‘A trade war between the EU and China seems inevitable’ (Economist) - “Europe sees Chinese subsidies, China sees European weakness”; ‘Why it’s nearly impossible to build a robot without China’ (Japan Times); ‘Amazon CEO’s Talks With U.S. Officials Triggered Crackdown on Anthropic Models’ (WSJ); ‘US decision to block Mythos access fuels European calls for sovereignty’ (Euractiv); ‘EU deepens Brazil ties, seeks less reliance on US tech’ (Reuters); ‘China’s Geely Auto to slash excess capacity amid overhaul to boost carmaker’s global edge’ (SCMP); In politics, ‘Farage: I will evict foreign nationals from council housing’ (Telegraph) - “Migrants will be given three months to find private accommodation or face being deported under Reform leader’s plans”; ‘Switzerland’s ‘Brexit moment’: Vote on a population cap sets up potential collision with EU’ (CNN); ‘America’s Politics Are Reaching Peak Paranoia’ (BBG); In markets, ‘There’s a Bug in the Gold Trade as Miners Move Like Meme Stocks’ (BBG)

Today is Day 164

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2026, day 164 Good morning from Asia. ‘US-Iran peace deal text agreed, says Pakistan’s PM’ (FT) - “Senior American official says both sides expect to sign agreement in coming days”; ‘Iran peace deal looms while new military action flares near Strait of Hormuz’ (Reuters); ‘US forces shoot down Iranian drones targeting ships in Stait of Hormuz: Centcom’ (The Hill); ‘Senior Trump administration official outlines deal Iran agreed to, Vance plays down rumors’ (Al Arabiya); ‘US Vows Interim Iran Deal Will Reopen Hormuz, End Nuclear Threat’ (BBG); ‘US-Iran deal to include dismantling of Iranian nuclear program, US official says’ (JPost); ‘Many questions remain, with Tehran and Washington offering different accounts of what's in the framework to be signed” (CNN); ‘US military rushed to prepare ground mission to capture Iran’s uranium, but Trump paused it, sources say’ (CNN); ‘Knives come out for emerging Iran deal: 5 things to know’ (The Hill); ‘Exclusive: UAE to unlock billions of dollars for Iran, sources say’ (Reuters); ‘The UAE categorically denies media claims regarding the transfer of funds to Iran’ (MoFA); ‘Qatar pursued secret talks with Iran to shield gas complex from strikes, security officials say’ (WaPo); ‘Doha denies Washington Post report saying it proposed slashing output in bid to pressure US and Israel to end war, as part of effort to protect Ras Laffan’ (ToI); ‘How Donald Trump’s son-in-law accidentally sparked an Albanian uprising’ (Politico); ‘Trump Says U.S. Killed Venezuelan Tren de Aragua Gang Leader’ (WSJ) - “President says the strike was coordinated with the Caracas government”; ‘Ukraine turns Russia’s land bridge into ‘highway of death’’ (Telegraph); ‘China Presses Taiwan by Querying Foreign Ships for First Time’ (BBG); ‘China’s navy has missiles and drones. Why is it bringing back the ‘big guns’?’ (SCMP); In geoeconomics, ‘Macron wants the G7 to tackle China. Beijing isn’t playing along’ (Politico); ‘Commission proposes CAP changes to tackle fertiliser costs’ (Euractiv); ‘Capitals put strict conditions on CO2 tariff emergency suspension’ (Euractiv); ‘Out of the shadows: Huawei’s ‘chip queen’ steps back into the spotlight with scaling law’ (SCMP); ‘Huawei is considering deploying Ascend AI chips in Latin America, cloud chief says’ (SCMP); ‘Anthropic suspends latest AI models after US blocks access to foreigners’ (FT); In politics, ‘Miliband front-runner to be Burnham’s chancellor’ (Telegraph); ‘Miliband comes for underfloor heating in net zero drive’ (Telegraph); In markets, ‘SpaceX surges past $2 trillion in Nasdaq debut, closes in on Amazon’ (Reuters); ‘SpaceX’s surge on debut makes Elon Musk world’s first trillionaire’ (FT); ‘Why Oil Prices Haven’t Shot Through the Roof—Yet’ (WSJ) - “Prospects for a peace deal, falling Chinese demand and some workarounds to the Strait of Hormuz closure helped stop the crude market from going haywire”

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2026, day 163 Good morning from Asia. ‘Trump ‘cancels strikes’, says deal ‘approved’’ (AJ); ‘India demands end to US attacks on ships after three sailors killed’ (Reuters); ‘Trump says US, Iran could sign peace deal as soon as this weekend’ (Reuters); ‘Iran’s Foreign Ministry says large part of deal with US finalized, but no decision made yet’ (Reuters); ‘Netanyahu reportedly not given heads-up about Trump’s announcement, was caught off guard’ (ToI); ‘Explosions heard in Bandar Abbas’ (Mehr); ‘Iranian official: Explosion heard in Sirik due to confrontation with tanker in Strait of Hormuz’ (Ynet); ‘IDF pushes deeper in into Lebanon to neutralize threat of Hezbollah’ (JPost) - “IDF assessments have determined that they can't fully disarm the terror organization but can push them back far enough into Lebanon to significantly reduce the risk to Israeli citizens”; ‘Lebanon’s Christians flee Tyre, fearing Israel’s campaign will prevent return’ (Reuters); '’If order given, we will take over Beirut': IDF Golani cmndr. tells 'Post' about Wadi Saluki op.’ (JPost); ‘Syrian president receives invitation to US mid-June: Diplomatic source’ (Al Arabiya); ‘Turkey escalates tensions in Cyprus’ (FDD); ‘Why Europe should not choose to go it alone’ (FT) - “A secure future depends on a revitalised transatlantic alliance”; ‘Kallas defends EU’s foreign service after French paper questions its survival’ (Politico); ‘Arms maker Diehl in talks to build Ukrainian missile in Germany’ (FT); ‘Berlin, Israeli defence giant IAI sign deal for aerospace and defence innovation hub’ (Euractiv); ‘German and Spanish companies pitch themselves for alternative FCAS Jet’ (Euractiv); ‘Italy plans 40,000 troop increase and new reserve system under defence overhaul’ (Euractiv); ‘Ukraine aims to isolate Crimea from Russia, drone commander 'Madyar' says’ (Kyiv Independent); ‘How the FSB cut Russia off from the internet’ (FT) - “Shutdowns have made one of the world’s most online nations resort to cash, paper maps and pet cams”; ‘Russia ‘not looking for conflict’, says Nato’s top US commander’ (FT); ‘Russia builds up infrastructure near Europe's border to deploy over 100,000 troops’ (Ukraine Pravda); ‘US targets Cuba oil giant as Beijing and Havana deepen party ties’ (SCMP); ‘Nvidia denies Latin America role in chip smuggling as US-China AI rivalry reaches Brazil’ (SCMP); In geoeconomics, ‘Jeff Bezos says AI will bring ‘golden ages’ not mass job losses’ (FT); ‘China races against US for AI’s holy grail: self-improving tech’ (SCMP); ‘US eyes Japanese funding for nuclear revival, Lutnick says’ (Nikkei Asia); ‘China's hydrogen push outstrips Japan's in new fuel race’ (Nikkei Asia); ‘What naphtha shortage? China extends petrochemicals lead during Iran war’ (Nikkei Asia) - “Japan seeks Asian partnerships to build more resilient supply chains”; ‘Mark Carney's trade push collides with reality of U.S. dependence’ (Reuters); ‘Trump’s threat not to renew USMCA an invitation to make a deal, U.S. Ambassador says’ (Globe & Mail); ‘Ottawa tabling bill on forced labour after Trump threatens new tariffs’ (Globe & Mail); ‘We want bigger cuts to EU budget than planned, richer countries say’ (Politico); ‘Reeves to tempt rich US expats with lower taxes’ (Telegraph) - “Chancellor seeks to ease levies on American investors who want to live in Britain”; In politics, ‘Healey resignation torpedoes Starmer’ (Telegraph); ‘Donald Trump names former SEC head Jay Clayton as US intelligence chief’ (FT); ‘Trump and Allies Are Working on Plan to ‘Expunge’ Impeachments’ (WSJ); ‘Bardella vows 'new European architecture' if he wins power in France’ (Euractiv) - “Jordan Bardella says Ursula von der Leyen must go, and eyes close partnership with right-wing leaders in Germany and Italy”; In markets, ‘SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire’ (Reuters); ‘Oil Drops to Two-Month Low as Trump Says Deal With Iran Is Close’ (BBG)

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