Random stuff tweeted and RTd about Kilwinning. Scotland's best worst town. Run by @billythekid, I'm NOT a bot! #openAirAsylum

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Really sorry to hear of the passing of Pope Francis. Our thoughts are with our RC friends at this time.
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Naw. Yer a wanker.
Join my campaign to build the conservative movement that Scotland needs šŸ‘‡ russellforchange.nationbuild…
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I think they wanted this finger šŸ‘ˆ
Find out what snakes might be in your garden and whether they are dangerous from Grass snakes to adders. dlvr.it/T9wn4g šŸ‘‡ Full story
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I got lost. Below what?
One of Scotland’s oldest farmers markets' has celebrated a quarter century of local products with a special event. dlvr.it/T9Jdfz šŸ”— Link below
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Also, ā€œone of Scotland’s oldestā€¦ā€ ANYTHING shouldn’t be measured in QUARTER centuries. I’ve got teeshirts measured in the same timescales.
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I suppose an 12year single malt does sound better than a 2012. For those without numeracy.
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It would appear a lot of people are intrested in twinning Kƶln with a Scottish city... šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ If it does come to pass - who would you like to see us twinned with? šŸ‘€ #effzeh
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Is Alex Cole-Hamilton from the same Cole-Hamilton family who lived in the really nice house on the corner of Dalry Road/old woodwynd road?
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There was no ā€œLink belowā€ that text
Stevenston residents furious after travellers illegally set up camp near golf club, then leave rubbish and a broken caravan behind dlvr.it/T6zK2R šŸ”— Link below
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FULL TIME: The Buffs cap the season off with a 2-1 win over Kilbirnie Ladeside. Mark Lamont and a Kilbirnie own goal got the job done!
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TLDR Lorrie’s aren’t allowed in the rightmost lane. There’s no guessing here.
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Who can guess what’s wrong with this picture?
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Down Irvine mall and smiled at a guy I thought was tending to his kid in a pram… turns out it was 3 rabbits
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How to say ā€œI’m a prickā€ without using those words.
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Pryde is open for those being evacuated #kilwinning
Byrehill Road in Kilwinning is closed due to an ongoing fire at a recycling centre in Byrehill Place. Emergency services are in attendance. As a precaution, officers are advising local residents to remain indoors and keep their windows and doors closed.
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What’s happening in Pennyburn?
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I’m not sure if this is a parody account but it’s funny anyway.
The Labour Party has no moral compass & no conscience: news.stv.tv/politics/scottis… I cannot adequately express the contempt & disgust I have for Starmer's British nationalists.
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Kid makes 4 shots in 25 seconds to win $10,000
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I should log in to this account more often. Y’all are hilarious. (I mean except the transphobes and general arseholes). Keep being Kilwinning, Kilwinning!
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Fuck me. Close call there on the clock tower.
Sad to discover teenagers had set a small fire in the grounds of Kilwinning Abbey earlier tonight. We managed to put it out and reported it to the local police who attended shortly afterwards @KilwinningH
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