I hate all your opinions. A lot. “Behind the hieroglyphic streets there would either be a transcendent meaning, or only the earth.”
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Uh yeah, sorry dorks. This is America. We believe in free market capitalism, multiculturalism, immigration, individual freedom, the constitution, equality of opportunity, freedom of religion, and cool shit like sports. If you don’t like it, move to Afghanistan or something.
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Guybrush Threepwood retweeted
So ready for the asinine Wemby Athletic and ESPN pieces to come after this game.
“Wemby never left the stadium that night. He sat butt ass naked on the floor to the remember this moment forever as he prayed to his monk friends. He whispered, “this will never happen again.” Then he walked barefoot back to his home while journaling.”
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Guybrush Threepwood retweeted
Congrats Spurs. Couldn’t happen to a more worthy team.
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I do think this! This is a nice thing for the city and also for America!
this was a triumph of the united states of america against the pervert europeans. if trump had balls wemby would be in gitmo by sundown tomorrow.
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Guybrush Threepwood retweeted
We still live in a world where Chet Holmgren is an NBA Champion & Victor Wembanyama isn’t.
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Guybrush Threepwood retweeted
Wemby really not gonna shake the Knicks players hands ? Adam Silver is forcing guy who is a sore loser & dirty to be the face of David Sterns NBA
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Guybrush Threepwood retweeted
I just want it known that Jalen Brunson will be praised for playing exactly how the entire world said is unwatchable when Shai does it
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Guybrush Threepwood retweeted
The thing about Wemby is that he was always going to fall apart at the end because he’s French and French people are lazy.
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Guybrush Threepwood retweeted
Sochan in the court as the clock runs out. Fox getting Mike Brown fired and then helped him win a championship bc of those same errors.
None of the spurs congratulating the Knicks. Incredible stuff.
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Guybrush Threepwood retweeted
America has blood on its hands for not stopping the Rwandan genocide but France helped the perpetrators of the Rwandan genocide escape justice. Wemby is French
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And I think what makes a New York win so much cooler is that this team is made up of guys who weren’t wanted elsewhere. People said KAT was a loser. Brunson was offloaded by Dallas for peanuts. They called him so small.
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Guybrush Threepwood retweeted
Victor Nick Anderson Zaza Wembanyama has been eliminated from postseason play.
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Man, congrats to New York. Knicks fans are largely diehards who have had to deal with a LOT of losing under a terrible owner. Have yourself a good time.
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Even down two of their best five players, OKC should have won that series. The spurs have no composure when they aren’t frontrunning.
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This is extremely funny to me for multiple reasons, but the main one being that Rubin’s dumb ass is simply fishing for engagement and he absolutely doesn’t know what a pick and roll is.
Don’t watch much NBA anymore but watching tonight.
Do they ever run plays, like a simple pick and roll, maybe?
Or it’s just dribble as fast as you can, crash into someone and pretend to collapse as you chuck a fadeaway after traveling?
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nytimes.com/athletic/7345963…
You know who else was a painter who decided to pursue other things?
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I need videos of Wemby crying big stupid French tears like I need air.
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That’s the first play this series that has me wondering if there is a secret mandate/agenda from the league on Wemby. That was an intellectually offensive no whistle on the landing spot foul.
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Never compare Lu Dort to Wemby again. Wemby should have had like 12 flagrant points in this postseason alone, but he’s protected.
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Really good pull from Reggie there. Landing area is called because Zaza ended the spurs season with it.
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