I'm irrationally angry about most things, rationally angry about everything else. Also, I cycled to Paris in June for Cure Leukaemia!

Joined July 2008
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CAKE IS NOT A SIN 🎂
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I wanna know how the timetabling and logistics works with that @giroditalia train. @cyclingontnt/@tntsports need to up their game. Where's the food? Where's the culture? Where's the geography? WHERE'S THE MINI DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE TRAIN??? #GirodItalia
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Coming back over here to bother you 'orrible lot about sponsoring me on my EPIC ride from London to Paris. Split out over 4 arduous stages, I'll be setting off next Thursday, all in aid of Cure Leukaemia. Please sponsor me!!!!! justgiving.com/page/katymoon…
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Next step for the @ToutBienPils / @AverageRob team is to create the 'VAT PIS' for my beer machine.
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I'd just like to add that I have *just now* opened insta to see them pissing beer out of the mannequin pis, out of a slightly larger keg. My dream may become a reality.
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Can we get on bluesky please, I know you've paid the cryptofascist for your gold tick but the fans have all fucked off over there.
A nasty moment is avoided as Ward Vanhoof nearly gets into a tangle with a jacket 😮 📺 Watch Omloop Het Nieuwsblad on @tntsports and @discoveryplusUK, the Home of Cycling 🏡🚵‍♀️
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Justice for @BasTietema - it IS ARE-kan-saw, and not are-CAN-zass. Shame on you, @RealStephens.

ALT John Krasinski Oh No GIF

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Die Mensch-Maschine
19 Dec 2024
Sticking with Red & Black with bold white logos, the @arkeabbhotels team have added black sleeves for 2025.
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When corporate gifts *meant* something
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FUN FACT: They didn't last much longer. Probably spending too much on crystal tumblers... ANOTHER'S FUN FACT: They were part of Groupama????? CYCLING CONNECTION!
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O! I went for lunch with @ErisLovesMovies there!
Only the #WorldBollardAssociation could produce a Christmas miracle like this. 📸@jasoncullenfilm
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ALT A Punt Valencia GIF

⏱️ You've all been waiting for this ... Here's Wout cyclocross calendar
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turning the helmets in to gravy yachts (which i did not win, a tragedy in one part)
5 Dec 2024
Something fresh is on the way! 🍎 A colorful new look is hitting shelves later today 👀🛒
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I mean, in some ways, sure 😂 (cc @GeraintThomas86)
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This guy >> @Ben__Thomas_
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The Belviva (Patat en 't is feest) team won a race and they played On Met La Patat 🖤💛♥️ ✨Cycling✨ @AverageRob
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There's a kid here dressed as chips. And I'm in a duck cap.
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"And what time do you call this, young lady?"
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Found the road on which Scooter live
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Pitbull doing a tour including London?? AND we get a new single this week with Bon Jovi????? AND I'LL BE ON HOLIDAY LATER THIS WEEK???????? Everything's coming up Milhouse.
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well, the dog has managed to infect his castration wound so he's now on antibiotics which may or may not affect the length of time we have away but everything *else* is coming up Milhouse
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