Freelance Optimist - "The Dad of King Jokes"
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1 Feb 2018
I just want to know why Natalie Portman has to emote the word โWhy?โ in all of her dramatic scenes/roles.
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Jun 15
nope!
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Jun 15
You can already hear Tim Sweeney typing furiously.
Jun 15
A dad says Valve has โa customer for lifeโ after the company sent him a free replacement Steam Deck case.
He reached out to Steam Support after his baby threw up on the original case and asked if he could buy a new one.
Instead, Valve told him they had already ordered a replacement and would send it free of charge.
โValve has a customer for life. I reached out asking if I could buy a replacement case after my newborn got sick all over mine, and they just sent one for free.โ
โI know itโs a small thing, but this kind of customer service means a lot.โ
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America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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Jun 15
๐จ Zohran Mamdani forces Uber to reinstate 10,000 wrongfully fired workers.
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Jun 15
> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program
> screwworm outbreak almost immediately
> $1B to combat it
Government efficiency
Jun 15
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.
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This Mamdani quote is absolutely going down in history
Jun 14
โWe will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivismโ ๐งก๐
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Jun 13
The new Siri is pretty cool.
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ALT Parade Thursday Manhattan
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Jun 14
RT @swiatekology: mamdaniโs first six months as mayor:
- free daycare
- all potholes filled
- knicks win the championship
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Jun 14
bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Jun 14
No better PR for walkable cities than the celebration videos coming out of New York.
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Jun 13
Heโs doing the meme irl
Jun 13
Elon isn't stealing from me. Illegal aliens and welfare grifters are
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Jun 14
look at me im zohran mamdani, i became mayor and delivered on my promises, i give out world cup tickets for fun and the knicks won the finals all in my first year. man i love u ๐ก
1,000 New Yorkers won our lottery for affordable tickets to the World Cup.
Today, we celebrated in the stands for the first NY/NJ game of the tournament.
The beautiful game belongs to everyone.
ALT Mayor Mamdani attends the match between Morocco and Brazil with some of the New Yorkers who won the World Cup affordable tickets lottery.
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Jun 14
RT @arianajasmine__: At a Brazil cup watch party in Manhattan and when the camera panned out to Zohran the whole entire crowd erupted in chโฆ
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