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Interesting why aren’t right wingers saying stuff like “we cannot coexist with these animals”?
Jun 15
Happy 250! Thousands of rednecks on the front lawn in front of a fight… What could possibly go wrong?
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Jun 15
Gotta be honest, this @ufc event at the White House looks spectacular. This is a big time show. I’m not there, and we all know all the complaints folks had about renovations at and around the White House, etc, but — to be fair — this is some impressive stuff I’m looking at. Props to UFC President @danawhite and the show they’ve put on. It’s Bigtime. Plain and simple!!!
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Jun 15
There's no coming back from this for the left.
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Jun 15
MAGA has 3 debate tactics:
- You’re a liberal.
- It’s fake news.
- You have TDS.
The intellectual elite can occasionally deploy two at once.
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They need a new category for news stories like this and stuff like “resurrect your grandmother with AI”
Viral ‘dopamine sites’ are letting users shop without actually spending money
The sites feature nonexistent products, reviews, and promotions, and let users checkout and track their “courier” all without actually buying anything
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one of her neighbors called in a noise complaint because she was celebrating the knicks winning, mind your fuckin business and stop calling the police like its customer service
LAPD shoots and kills a dog as the owner celebrates the Knicks' NBA championship.
🎥: FOX 11 Los Angeles
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Jun 15
I do not recommend watching Backrooms in a theater that’s in a mall that closes before the movie is over, just in case anyone was considering doing that.
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Jun 14
United Nations Convention Against Torture explicitly names acoustic bombardment as a torture method. They should sue these data center owners for human rights violations.
Sure to impact animal and human reproduction...mark my words.
Poor guy saw his home's value drop to essentially zero.
Ain't no one buying a house to deal with that noise 24/7
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Jun 15
For anyone feeling NYC fomo—if it's any conciliation, what this city experienced last night is just a preview of what will go down across the country when it finally happens
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Jun 15
We’re hitting new heights of cringe never before thought possible.
Jun 15
The UFC is doing a very clever thing: they have given each fighter an honor guard that includes a medal of honor recipient, which means every service member must salute as the fighter walks past
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Jun 15
The world is such a depressing place man
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Jun 14
this is the kind of New York that they had in Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man movies
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Jun 14
His victim had to have her tampon surgically removed.
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Jun 15
He did this without cutting any social services, btw.
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🚨 When Mayor Mamdani took office, NYC had a $12 billion deficit.
It is now $0.
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