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15 Jan 2020
After initially saying it was “fake money” LSU now admits Odell Beckham Jr. was passing out real money to players on the field as they celebrated the title win. What an idiot.
One thing I've realized since I've moved to Mississippi. Inside the state lines, you people are bat-shit crazy and entertaining. From outside the lines, no one gives a damn.
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So far, it's been quiet around here in the evening. All I do is drink apple juice and stare at myself in the mirror.
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Now that MSU has stolen the thunder from my hiring, I think I'm going to need @OleMissFB to give my "Lane Train" 4-wheel drive....or whatever you rebel rednecks call it.
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Hey....you're our douche bag. Don't worry bout them down south.
Mississippi State was going to fire Moorhead prior to the Ole Miss game. The president’s obsession with beating Ole Miss changed that plan following MSU’s win. A month-plus later, with the still-not-reported division inside the program boiling over, here we are.
And yes, he is well aware of how hot Mississippi summers can be. I made sure he knew before I offered him.
Questions arise as Ole Miss hires DJ Durkin as an assistant coach x.com/i/events/1212790379499…
Coach Durkin also bought landshark coozies for all players to keep their water cold during practice! I tried to get him to buy them cold landshark beer... but Durkin said "baby steps", Lane...baby steps
OFFICIAL | Ole Miss adds three to coaching staff Welcome to the family‼️ 📰 rebs.us/Nxe750xLBLa
I can't wait for school to start back for Spring semester. Time for a break from football and some co-Ed tail chasin.
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Only thing y'all run is doggie trains on each other.
“Leave no doubt who runs this state”-@PlumleeJohn 🗣 #HottyToddy #BeatState
Our athletic administration has limp dick syndrome. We are going to keep sucking #moreHead
@Not_Lane_Kiffin retweeted
10 Dec 2018
RETWEET to help me @dak win the #WPMOYChallenge⁠ ⁠ or tweet #WPMOYChallenge⁠ Prescott to VOTE! @Nationwide
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So #Chiefs DL Chris Jones didn’t make the Pro Bowl for the AFC huh? If I had never seen him play and just read his stat line alone, I would have voted him in. What a bunch of 💩.
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Why not come and help change this culture? We are building here at MSU and the only way for us to get where we want to be, if we get you guys here with us! Come be apart of some Great! #HailState
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@Not_Lane_Kiffin retweeted
Best decision I could ever have made!! Playing at MSU not only gave me a chance to live out my dream of playing in the NFL, but gave me a family forever! #HailState
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This is our State 🤷🏽‍♂️ #HaiIState
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Will someone shut this idiot up?
This won't be a popular take, but this is on the @SEC. By allowing the investigation into Ole Miss to include Leo Lewis' immunity, it created an environment that is simply caustic, and that's putting it mildly. Strong leadership would've stepped in. The SEC didn't.
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Somebody get this man a cookie
14 Oct 2018
Half way thru the season, the 3 teams I said had 12-0 potential seasons based solely on talent/field ranks are 19-2 and will be favored in the remainder of their games
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Where are the trees?
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He mad
Seriously, @DanWolken, you are a national CFB columnist. Today, the likely Heisman winner got hurt and half the top 10 got upset. LSU and Michigan got huge wins. Yet you're tweeting about a 5-2 team beating a 1-6 team. Maybe I know nothing about journalism, but that seems weird.