Gay movie man from online. I'm sorry if the ship RTs upset you, I won't stop. I'm a dude but my pronouns are a sensual mystery. #Iramako #Tranquilo #Lumity
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Desperado D. Mayor retweeted
“So… I’ve met someone new. She lives in Germany and-”
expected prejudice: “she”? you’re dating a girl?
my Brazilian family: AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO US IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS?
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[on an episode of Cocks & Cumming]
BENNY: Okay, obviously we have to defeat Regis, we can't let this be normal.
RAFI: Does this mean that the gay four-way we've got scheduled with him and Kyle Scheele is off?
BENNY: No, we're still gonna do that, we'd be stupid not to.
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"I identify politically as a semen essentialist. What this means is that I believe jerking off is an act of murder, and also that that's a good thing and you should do it as often as you can." - Regis
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"There are those that call me MISTER Inappropriate Erection!" - Regis, unprompted and at full volume during a kindergarten graduation ceremony
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Regis Philbin is getting his hole plundered by the Fine Bros! Regis had this to say to our reporter on the scene: "It's true, I'm having my tail-star bred by the Fines in a new and excitingly different way!" Moon Child could not be reached for comment.
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The Beatles React To Regis Philbin Entering The Fineverse
JOHN: OCARINA OF TIME
GEORGE: *knocks over a fully stocked cabinet of fine china*
PAUL: OCARINA OF TIME
RINGO: *starts shattering windows with his bare fists*
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*guy who knows stuff in a conspiracy theory* People are ignorant and scared, they couldn't possibly handle the true extent of what Hueis and Dewis are capable of, let alone Louis.
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Going to make a stupid and easily avoidable mistake on purpose tomorrow, stay tuned
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Desperado D. Mayor retweeted
a mouse baker who gives you an extra roll
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Okay so they were 100% going to give AJ Styles a brief run with the world title and then have him drop it to Ospreay at Wembley but then Styles heard the "Fuck ICE" chants and dipped so now it's Kenny instead
Both @KennyOmegamanX & @WillOspreay are giving it their all in their own ways to get to the AEW World Championship.
They'll have an opportunity to get one step closer at #AEWxNJPW #ForbiddenDoor!
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Desperado D. Mayor retweeted
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No they won’t. The tech oligarchs are the most useless set of elites imaginable. No set of rich people in American history have been as useless a drain on society as they have
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The 10,000 San Franciscans who are about to become millionaires in 2026 are going to fund a new generation of art, architecture and ideas that will shape the world
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I'd consider watching all fifty of the Tora-san movies but I honestly have no idea if they're even available with English subtitles.
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Desperado D. Mayor retweeted
This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
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Honest question: why the fuck would anyone get in a helicopter for fun at this point
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Look, I get why they felt the need to include Christopher Nolan, but he's really n- what? Christopher Nolan's not on here? It's actually kind of an okay list with a few silly exclusions? They knew enough to put Wilder and Varda on there? Okay, awesome, I have nothing to add then.
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Desperado D. Mayor retweeted
Is falling in love at first sight real? 🧍
Or am I being lied to 😅
ALT AroAce - Little to no Romantic & Sexual Attraction
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