You were once 3 twitter groupchats away from escaping the generational underclass.
You are now 3 San Francisco house parties away from escaping the generational underclass.
Update your price points on SF pricing accordingly.
Saila say SF housing is secretly cheap because you're three parties from Sam Altman
"I wonder if SF housing is actually cheap, because you're three house parties away from meeting Sam Altman at all times"
"You go to the party, assess the exact brainworm the person has, and find the dialogue tree"
"Suddenly it's: come to this party tomorrow, I'll vouch for you in front of all my friends"
"And then magically Sam Altman is just there"