Assistant Professor - @pennsthershey, neuroscientist, husband, father, semi-professional pillow fort builder, he/him

Joined November 2011
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Patrick Randall retweeted
6 Nov 2024
OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes. The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.
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Nobody: we should really change the bio sketch requirements again. NIH: we’re on it!
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Really excited to get this work out! It was a long road to get this procedure worked out and we found some really fascinating things in the process!
Just Published - A novel #alcohol nicotine co-use self-administration procedure reveals #sex differences in TLR- and cholinergic-related neuroimmune genes @prandall86 @neuro_crandall @Randall_Lab @TheErinCalipari @nicoleacrowley sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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‼️ New Publication ‼️ It’s always a good day to see your name in print Check it out for free here: tandfonline.com/eprint/QPN5X…
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Patrick Randall retweeted
Congratulations Dr. Leslie Morrow on receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award by the Research Society on Alcohol! This award recognizes those with a long, balanced career including contributions to alcohol research, training, service, and advocacy. med.unc.edu/intranet/2024/05…
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Sometimes its the sheer condescension in summary statements that makes me wonder if other people try as hard as possible to be...that way. I feel like I put a lot of energy into not sounding like a jerk in my critiques.
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I've never been at an institution that charges labs rent by sqft in exchange for reduced indirects. Is this common other places?
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Patrick Randall retweeted
Timeless
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Another ProTip: run your ideas past someone who has had recent study section service on a panel somewhat close to the ones you are targeting. preferably several someones. Rather than some consultant who has never been a PI and never served on a study section.
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Friends who are talented with metal, I’ve got this medicine cabinet that was in storage in a box that got wet and never dried out. Is this a lost cause?
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Let the scientific reaching of out commence! #BrainAwarenessWeek2024 @BackyardBrains
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it's never too soon to check commons, right?
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I cannot stress this enough - when your grants office sends you the completed packet that is "ready for upload" you better check every damn page. Do not skip this step. These systems do weird stuff when they a smashing word files, pdfs, and other file types together.
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Great story
Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.
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Some good grant news to kick off the week, aaaaaand back to writing more.
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Patrick Randall retweeted
Reposting our tenure track position @NeurobioUMass. academicjobsonline.org/ajo/j… Application screening will begin Nov 15th.

Exciting things will be happening in @NeurobioUMass in the next year as we grow this great research and training community and move into beautiful new space. Please apply! academicjobsonline.org/ajo/j…
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Patrick Randall retweeted
27 Oct 2023
1st faculty member fired under Texas SB 18 law to revoke tenure is a Black woman. Tenured African history associate professor, Dr. Mickie Mwanzia Koster, who’s been at UT Tyler since 2011, was fired with no just cause, no due process, no chance to respond to claims against her.
🚨🚨🚨 The first tenured faculty member has been given a summary dismissal under Texas’s SB 18. The tenured professor was given a two-week notice, afforded no hearing in her defense prior dismissal, & no opportunity to appeal. More details soon. 👀
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Patrick Randall retweeted
25 Oct 2023
If there’s anyone out there, that’s in need of an alcohol system for rats please send me a email ! This is for free just trying to pay it forward ! Happy hump day !
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Exciting things will be happening in @NeurobioUMass in the next year as we grow this great research and training community and move into beautiful new space. Please apply! academicjobsonline.org/ajo/j…

We just posted a new position in my department @NeurobioUMass @UMassChan. A vibrant community of world class researchers in a collaborative environment. Those with #computational #neuroscience expertise particularly encouraged to apply. academicjobsonline.org/ajo/j…
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Patrick Randall retweeted
I'm overwhelmed by the responses from around the world to this initiative. To help collect these responses and provide an organized list to trainees who need it, please fill in this form and provide your details: forms.gle/UJwtgChRfe8HTmUg8. >>
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