SRE/Platform Builder - Mostly playing with cloud native stuff. Big fan of tacos. Liberal. He/Him

Joined December 2008
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Literally the top 5 cuisines here
17 Sep 2024
where do you guys eat if you hate indian, mexican, ethopian, vietnamese, chinese, and other cuisines? i know you're not going to the french laundry every day. so is it just red lobster??
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7 Aug 2024
Massive response across the country to counter the hate "protests". The real Britain reasserting itself against the tiny minority trying to terrorise us. Highlights on this thread. 1/ Newcastle
Hundreds out in the west end of #Newcastle. Amazing show of support from the local community protecting refugee support services. No sign of the far right here! #Riots #Solidarity #NoPasaran #RefugeesWelcomeHere
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29 Oct 2023
I'm in this post and I don't like it.
I don't necessarily "struggle with eye contact." Rather, I struggle with *overthinking eye contact* during conversations - How often should I look away? Am I being too intense? Do I look at one eye or both eyes? And then I miss everything they said.
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Has everyone forgotten that the HS2 route was proposed by the Conservative Liberal coalition, the project was run entirely under a Tory government, and its failure isn't because of woke, it's because of this absolute bin fire of a government?
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26 Jul 2023
Btw, you can follow me on blue sky. I'm ant.wtf

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22 Apr 2023
Amazing
7 Mar 2016
imagnie a world where us Common folk are given the blue checkmark and the CELEBs are left out to dry!! Hows that feel, HUh?! Answer me punks
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@ant.wtf 🦋 retweeted
I don't ever want to hear one of these all caps tweeting, panicky, anti-regulation, libertarian, future of banking, anti-woke, crypto bros, disrespect the federal government or banking regulations ever again. Ever. The FDIC cleaned up their whole mess over a weekend. Again.
12 Mar 2023
Replying to @davidgura
"Depositors will have access to all of their money starting Monday, March 13. No losses associated with the resolution of Silicon Valley Bank will be borne by the taxpayer."
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19 Feb 2023
Saw @_eandre today
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3 Feb 2023
I will never understand American's obsession with water bottles.
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15 Jan 2023
true story. We had a surprise bday party for a friend here in Sweden. We were all hiding in the lounge with the lights off when she came in to the apartment, but everyones shoes were still sitting there in the hall.
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21 Dec 2022
My adhd (anti-)planner has arrived 😍@danidonovan
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25 Nov 2022
follow me @psadm@hachyderm.io this is probably going to be my last tweet.
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24 Nov 2022
jfc
Replying to @davidgerard
@davidgerard this screenshot is payback for the time you showed me that Aella thread
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21 Nov 2022
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idk how many times I need to key saying this but human performance is ecological. individual performance a) doesn't exist and b) couldn't be measured, even if it did. at best, AT BEST, you can vaguely understand someone's performance _in a specific and highly local context_.
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16 Nov 2022
Me starting a kebabrulle: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me finishing a kebabrulle: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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16 Nov 2022
This is probably the best tweet I have done. And will be understood by about 5 of my followers.
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