I drink therefore I am.
Joined April 2015
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26 Sep 2018
When they go low I reach up and pull them down even lower.
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Jun 2
People will say something like “I’m a veteran” like ok i get it.. you’re stupid
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Apr 23
Colonel
Apr 21
ever look at a word and be like that can’t be right
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Apr 12
You gotta be clear with yee haws
Apr 12
It appears when I say left folks think I mean leftists. I'm just talking centrists, blue maga, democrats in general.
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Apr 9
None of these people are leaving for any correct reasons and deserve zero redemption
Apr 9
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene has said she thinks the Republican Party has “turned into a cult,” per Newsweek.
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Apr 7
All this space talk has convinced me none of you should be allowed in public until you go back to middle school
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Apr 7
There’s probably a 99-1 on some betting site and moments before what ever happens, they’ll do that thing and make a bunch of money
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Mar 21
The only time you’ll get a nation wide work boycott will be the day he dies and the day after cause the parties are gonna be insane
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Cee Jus retweeted
2 Nov 2020
Like most cults, hopefully this one ends in mass suicide.
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Mar 17
If we forcibly shave off every goatee in the states I believe the planet could heal
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Mar 17
Ranch is just woke mayo
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Mar 10
Everyone’s got that one or two in their family.. so if everyone just [redacted] them the numbers are cut significantly.
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Mar 9
Just like people say “socialism is good in theory but it’s never worked” is the same I feel about the US “good in theory but never worked”
The irony on the other stuff is a whole other conversation but blah
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