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Who is the Public Universal Hole of independent online litersature ?
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Back Patio Press intern-editor program (tweeting about pee) has a 98% placement rate in established literary journals (only one candidate so far had to take a job with a Patreon-funded gossip podcast)
My internship at @PatioBack prepared me for this.
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X is a game. You xeet into the void. you dont read xeets. If you sell a lot of print on demand books you win. If you read any other xeet, you lose
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Back Patio Press is filing for its IPO. I can't believe alt lit is selling out like this. Fuck Back Patio Press. Fuck them so hard. Fuck them hard, really hold em down and hit their back walls. On god
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AI has no future because it could never replace the erudite brilliance of a CEO making 70 million dollars a year fucking his secretary and eating ass on the golf course
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People are wearing the out of print Liver Mush Cured My Depression t-shirt
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Im baby? Youre trying to suck my pussy and im literally just a little guy?
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First dude to take a huge dump must've been like Woah Dang the Hell is That Shit Coming Out of My Ass
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Back Patio Press π€ retweeted
Please welcome to Michigan City MΓcheΓ‘l Γ Briain, or Michael O'Brien @mobrien222 to you yankees. Don't miss his new poem good news: the so-called neolithic decline was not limited to scandinavia and northern germany mcrb.neocities.org/goodnews
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AI generated cum in an AI generated pussy. Conceiving an AI generated baby. AI generated abortion
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Sorry bro I...I thought trauma dumping meant something else
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"Working the shaft" is an old timey idiom related to working in sulfur mines. For the record. in case any weird DMs from Back Patio Press surface. about asking someone to "work the shaft." Sulfur mine talk. thats all. Ok
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Back Patio Press π€ retweeted
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@PatioBack offers sensitive commentary on 16th c poetry and also offers contemporary takes on universal themes such as love. well worth checking out. Imho
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