BREAKING: Hollywood superstar Jack Black of Kung Fu Panda fame enrages MAGA world with a mega-viral speech supporting President Biden, saying "when democracy is at stake, Jack Black answers the call!"
And it gets so much better...
"A few days ago my manager called me and said George Clooney and Julia Roberts wanted me to help out the president and speak here tonight, and I said, 'I am in, when and where?'" Black said to the audience at a fundraising event in Los Angeles.
He went on to joke about the other events he "turned down" to speak on Biden's behalf, including a bat mitzvah and the "opening of Jack-In-The-Box's new location in Oxnard, California."
"You don't see that on Meryl Streep's resume!" he added as the audience roared with laughter.
"I said, I know I turned them down but my president needs me," he went on.
"And then they hit me with the big one, they said 'Jack you can't go you have nothing to wear, your good suit is in the cleaners. Well were they wrong!" said Black, who was dressed in American flag overalls and a "Dark Brandon" t-shirt.
"When the president wins in November I'm pretty sure I'm going to get a sweet shoutout in his victory speech for what I gave up to be here," said Black. "Because when democracy is at stake, Jack Black answers the call! Mr. President, you're welcome."
The event included a slew of A-list celebrities who would never be caught dead in the same room as Donald Trump and raised a stunning $30 million for Biden's reelection.
MAGA fans are screeching in rage, angrily asserting that they don't care what "Hollywood elites" have to say about politics. Of course, if that were true they wouldn't be so damn angry about it.
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