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Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins

comedian. highlarious comedy festival. seattle. bills mafia. sleep enthusiast.

Joined February 2009
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Buffalo Bills
@BuffaloBills
Jan 11
Road DAWGS. 😤
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LeBron James
@KingJames
24 Sep 2024
I really like watching Josh Allen play football! 🏈
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This tweet was brought to you by ChatGPT, which I asked to create an engaging tweet. What have we become?
Straight White Fail@PatrickHiggins
26 Jun 2024
🌟 Ready to take on the day with a fresh mindset and endless possibilities! Embrace the journey, chase your dreams, and make every moment count. 🚀💪 #MotivationMonday #DreamBiggest #StayPositive #inspirational #MondayVibes
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🌟 Ready to take on the day with a fresh mindset and endless possibilities! Embrace the journey, chase your dreams, and make every moment count. 🚀💪 #MotivationMonday #DreamBiggest #StayPositive #inspirational #MondayVibes
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I forgot that I had twitter/x. If you're reading this, I hope you're doing well!
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Don't let your partner have sex with ghosts. It's inappropriate #Awareness #transparency
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Dion Dawkins
@DDawkins66
10 Jan 2023
#BillsMafia every retweet counts as double 🙏🏽❄️🫶🏽 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66
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Sneaky Joe@SneakyJoeSports
3 Jan 2023
Snippet from Damar Hamlin’s YouTube channel. Dude was doing this before he was a paid athlete. Can donate to his community toy drive here: gofundme.com/f/mxksc-the-cha…
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Sal Capaccio 🏈
@SalSports
5 Dec 2022
The Bills are now the No. 1 seed in the AFC.
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NFL
@NFL
17 Oct 2022
The reaction… and the camera work!? #BUFvsKC
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Alaina Getzenberg@agetzenberg
16 Oct 2022
Per @ESPNStatsInfo: Josh Allen is the first starting quarterback to beat Patrick Mahomes twice at Arrowhead Stadium.
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"The Bills can't win one score games" Bills proceed to beat the Ravens and the Chiefs by one score games. That's some great coaching.
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MereKat
@MereKatKat
16 Oct 2022
THERE GOES OUR HERO #BILLSMAFIA
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Pat McAfee
@PatMcAfeeShow
16 Oct 2022
What a win for the Bills Josh Allen was a wizard on that game winning drive… jumped up over a dude’s dome.. delivered a dart.. didn’t panic ever. WHAT A GAME
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Bleacher Report
@BleacherReport
16 Oct 2022
JOSH ALLEN HURDLE 😱 (via @NFL)

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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
16 Oct 2022
josh allen is like if the t-1000 was into football instead of murdering
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Pat McAfee
@PatMcAfeeShow
14 Oct 2022
"Win, lose or draw Bills Mafia is always on our side.. they live, breathe & sleep football here" ~@gabedavis13_ #PMSLive #BillsMafia
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I think @KyleBrandt is one of the best media voices in the NFL and I love his energy but I feel like that dude would be insufferable if he was on cocaine.
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Bob@RealBobmills
20 Sep 2022
Josh Allen is a big goofy rocket armed golden retriever of a man and we love him for it.
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This week I survived Covid for the second time and this is the moment that gave me strength.
Kyle Brandt
@KyleBrandt
30 Apr 2022
And the wing still tasted GREAT. Time of my life, right here.
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