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Patrick Sweany retweeted
20 Aug 2024
Me: alexa, play “after awhile” by @PatrickSweany
Alexa: shuffling songs by patrick swayze
Me: what the fuck
Alexa: “she’s like the wind…”
Me: ok fine…but next song…
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
17 Aug 2024
Jim Jordan is the biggest coward next to Donald Trump.
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
15 Jul 2024
🧵: Here, we'll make it easy for you, here's *most* of the times JD Vance has trashed Donald Trump, all in one place.
JD trashing Trump: A Thread
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
15 Jul 2024
ON TRUMP BEIN SHOT AND THINGS BEIN CRAZY
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8 May 2024
I deleted this app on my phone. I briefly peruse it on my computer a couple times a week, tops. I absolutely can't recommend this course of action enough. This site\app is a sewer of misinformation and manufactured outrage. Now, I get some news, then off. Its lovely.
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
4 Apr 2024
God loves you so much that he created Hell just in case you don't love him back.
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
30 Mar 2024
Four thousand four hundred seven! Ah ah ah!
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
27 Mar 2024
All I’m saying T is that these people keep saying DEI when it sounds like they really wanna say a different word. But fuck do I know.
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24 Mar 2024
Looking back on my adolescence, I regret not having figured out a way to make money by heaving random shit into the pond by my friend Aaron’s house. I feel like that was truly the untapped essence of me. My talents realized. Welp, time marches on.
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
22 Mar 2024
This praying mantis embedded in amber is about 30 million years old.
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9 Mar 2024
RT @caslernoel: ‘He scrambled down to the foyer, well what passes for a ‘scramble’ in shoe lifts & a girdle. He knew he couldn’t move too f…
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
Disable this immediately in your Direct message settings, as it's on by default.
Anyone can voice call you and see your IP address when they do
audio and video calling are now available to everyone on X! who are you calling first?
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
24 Feb 2024
Four thousand three hundred thirty six!
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
19 Feb 2024
Four thousand three hundred twenty three!
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
14 Feb 2024
Four thousand three hundred fifteen!
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
15 Feb 2024
In all likelihood, no one has ever loved you and no one ever will.
Thank you for continuing to enjoy arbys this Valentine’s Day
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
5 Feb 2024
Four thousand two hundred ninety eight!
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
2 Feb 2024
Four thousand two hundred ninety two!
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