Pediatric Surgeon my opinions are my own
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22 Mar 2018
Sometimes i feel like im really getting the hang of this surgery stuff...and sometimes i spend 5 min in the bathroom trying to unknot my scrub pants bc i pulled the wrong string
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“Fine. Stand there w tired feet and completely sober. It doesn’t affect me at all.”
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Jun 14
Love that professional sports fans dont or cant rush the court. I absolutely hate that colleges allow it and almost encourage it
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Opening Statement. 🇺🇸
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Jun 11
People that get upset about someone that isnt a lifelong fan cheering for and supporting their team has always been very confusing to me
Hot mic catches Knicks radio analyst with Taylor Swift shade: 'Get out of here, girl' sports.yahoo.com/articles/ho… via @YahooSports
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Jun 11
Castle 25 minutes
Kornet 4 minutes
Johnson 18 minutes
@spurs not hard to see why the spurs choked. They lost their way and what made them special. Wrong personnel at wrong times. They thought the game was over and stopped managing
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Jun 10
Absolutely loved “Backrooms” while having no background knowledge of it being a video game.
I feel really sorry for the people that knew the lore before seeing the movie but cant appreciate or understand the movie.
#a24 #backrooms
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Jun 8
The judge obviously has money on TTU this yr and placed a bet on what his ruling would be
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Jun 8
an exorcist...talking about UFOs?
In other news, the easter bunny feels cheap thinking Santa gives children too many presents
‘There’s no question in my mind’: Washington, DC priest loses exorcist job for comments about UFOs and demons finance.yahoo.com/sectors/he…
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Jun 6
Always wanted my last name to be Schmidt bc i wanted to open up a pizza restaurant called “Pizza Schmidt”.
I was gonna have Shooter McGavin as my spokesperson saying “i love it so much, i eat Pizza Schmidt for breakfast”
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Jun 6
NO SONIC BOOM. "NASA just flew the X-59 faster than the speed of sound for the first time. ✈️
The goal? To break the sound barrier without the sonic boom.
If it works, it changes how we travel on Earth forever."
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Jun 5
"Emergency protocols activated on the ISS. Astronauts ordered to take shelter due to an air leak. 🚨
Space is not a playground. It's an environment actively trying to kill you. This is why we train for every possible failure."
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A man forfeited a gold medal to carry his exhausted brother to the finish line❤️
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Amazon sets the routes, the quotas, the uniforms, the cameras — and then tells workers they don't actually work for Amazon. Every delivery worker in this city should be able to afford to live here and have their rights respected.
Workers deserve better.
New @BW feature: A landmark case was unearthing new revelations about Amazon's intimate, intensive regulation of drivers it claims aren't its employees. Then Trump put Amazon's former lawyer in charge bloomberg.com/news/features/…
Based on 1000s of pages of records and 50 interviews
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Jun 2
Has no experience in intelligence? Nobody that supports Trump has ever experienced any sort of intelligence. Why would this guy be any different? cnn.com/2026/06/02/politics/…
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Zack Snyder is getting back in the remake game with a "down and dirty" new take on one of John Carpenter's most iconic movies. dlvr.it/TSqKmb
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Tremors (1990)
This film is just so much fun.
Any fans?
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