If buying isn't owning then piracy isn't stealing

The Seattle Seahawks and the Philadelphia Eagles are the same franchise

Villanova is not a Philly school.

Remember, Maduro is a highly corrupt leader, a known criminal who used his high office to make billions for himself, and has manipulated elections to stay in power, has used his military against his own citizens, has protected his corrupt friends and punished his political enemies. I imagine if we ever had a President like that, other countries might consider invading us to kidnap him too.

Imagine if Jake Paul getting knocked out was the first domino to fall in things finally taking a turn for the better in the world.

“Nobody gets eliminated from the NFL playoffs better than Patrick Mahomes. The way he looks so good losing is just incredible. It’s really something we’ve never seen before. I’d love to have his children Mike”

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The NFC East never changes

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

. @GrouponHelpUS @Groupon trying to get a set of attraction tickets changed due to flight cancelations / government shutdown. Not sure the chat agent understood my request. Can you assist?

only in philly

in the coming days, twitter will be introducing a new algorithm. when you see my tweets, pls like, comment, and subscribe. not bc you like my tweets but bc i easily get under people's skin. this will spread my tweets further, thus annoying your ideological enemies

"Good afternoon and welcome to beautiful Cleveland, Ohio for this fantastic Tank Bowl between the Tennessee Titans and the Cleveland Browns. I'm Spero Dedes alongside Adam Archuleta getting you ready for the next three hours of fantastic tanking action!"

Weekly reminder: Treat it like a petition and retweet if you agree. #FlyEaglesFly

exactly 🚫👑

No they don’t bro😂

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

Public reminder 🚨 The 49ers voted against the Tush Push