UK Screenwriter. Comedy/Sitcom. Short Com Runner up 2023. Comedy Pilot Club Finalist.
Joined August 2021
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31 Dec 2025
Been meaning to post for a while that I’m really happy to have placed 2nd in this year’s UK TVGold #GoldCrackers competition for my Oasis joke. Yes, I’ve had to explain to my elder family members it’s a song lyric all festive season.
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22 Dec 2024
Can we set up one of those government petitions making it illegal for places to sell Christmas dinner but only give you one pig in blanket.
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3 Dec 2024
Really happy my Christmas joke came 4th in the @goldchannel #GoldCrackers competition
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Paul Read retweeted
23 Oct 2024
Perfect for the spooOooOoky season - loved having a sketch involved in @tew1984 and @beakachu's extremely funny show SHARED DRIVE 😈 Sketch shows are back, bby!
Full show: 🎧open.spotify.com/episode/5Iv…
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Voices: @A_GarrickWright and @RobGilroy ✨
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21 Oct 2024
How are ITV making their new nativity show?
Artificial Inn-telligence.
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Paul Read retweeted
21 Oct 2024
1/ WGGB strongly opposes @ITV s recent decision to appoint a Head of Generative AI Innovation, whose role will include using technology to help create ‘shows, films and digital-first content’
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20 Oct 2024
What’s the English F.A.’s favourite Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas is Tuchel.
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19 Oct 2024
What type of bird does Michael Keaton have for Christmas dinner?
Beetlegoose.
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18 Oct 2024
New audio sketch show Shared Drive is out now from wherever you get your podcasts. It includes this sketch written by me. Give it a listen as I would really like @tew1984 to make more.
Starring: @emalcolmson @rhiannoneshaw @RobGilroy @A_GarrickWright
Script edited by @beakachu
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18 Oct 2024
Spotify
open.spotify.com/episode/5Iv…
Apple
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
Acast
shows.acast.com/66dd972d3723…
Or search ‘shared drive sketch show’ wherever you get your podcasts
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Paul Read retweeted
7 Oct 2024
What do you call someone who won’t stop stalking your Christmas dinner?
Gravy reindeer.
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Paul Read retweeted
7 Oct 2024
Why do this year’s Christmas turkeys cost so much?
Dynamic slicing.
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Paul Read retweeted
7 Oct 2024
What does the U.S. election and Brussel sprouts have in common?
The risk of an unwanted Trump.
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Paul Read retweeted
7 Oct 2024
Why is Santa worried about being stalked?
He’s surrounded by baby reindeer.
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Paul Read retweeted
12 Oct 2024
All options to back CHEESE! are ending on Friday then that’s it.
So if you have thought about putting some money towards helping to make this project happen, there’s still a little time. Preorder some cheese 🧀
kickstarter.com/projects/thi…
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11 Oct 2024
I was once a BAFTA Connect member for 1 hour 23 minutes.
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9 Oct 2024
Why isn't Nigel Farage having turkey this Christmas?
He prefers gammon.
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9 Oct 2024
What’s the best festive song for England’s Euro 24 final loss?
I won’t be home for Christmas.
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8 Oct 2024
How are the Labour Party planning to be better next year?
New Keir resolutions.
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