It’s Jupp..
Joined April 2008
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Jun 12
I've have the same exchange many times!
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Jun 12
The World Cup isn’t real. What do you mean the Mexican and South Korean fans celebrated their victories yesterday by dancing to Gangnam Style?
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Jun 11
The 2026 World Cup is currently averaging 3 red cards per game.
Spicy. 🌶️
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Jun 11
In the dead of night the Scots arrived at the Airbnb across the street. Decked out and playing the pipes at 6:30 am. So it begins…
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Jun 11
We owe those who serve the UK the kit to do the job and the loyalty to stand by them when it's done. We are failing on both.
I’ve spent my whole time in government making that case. Number 10 will not listen, so I am resigning as Minister for the Armed Forces.
Letter to the PM below.🫡🫡🫡⬇️⬇️
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Jun 11
Fanny Prison
England and Wales, Census, 1861
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UPDATE: Al Carns has resigned as armed forces minister
Watch his full interview with Sky's @CathyNewman less than an hour before making the announcement⬇️
youtube.com/watch?v=4DE4_rpt…
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Jun 10
Such a good film.
OBSESSION is back at the #1 spot in America, surpassing SCARY MOVIE this Monday.
This is unprecedented, this century, for a movie heading into its fifth week in peak summer (June/July).
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Top of the Pops (10th June 1976). The Wurzels hold the top spot with The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key).
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Jun 10
June 10, 1983: Octopussy was released in U.S. theaters. #80s 13th James Bond film & 6th with Roger Moore playing 007.
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Jun 9
the worst part of getting fired was the hr lady butchering the delivery while reading my tweets
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Jun 10
Jun 10
When you think of the World Cup, who is the first player that comes to mind? 🏆💬
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😳 40 goals at 18 years old… unreal season 👀@Nik_Zlatev08
🏴🇧🇬 Nikolay Zlatev had an unbelievable campaign with Southend United FC U19s and on loan at Basildon United FC.
📊 2025/26 Season:
⚽ 40 Goals
🅰️ 12 Assists
🏟️ 55 Games
⏱️ 4389 Minutes
🏆 Southend U19s Top Scorer
🏆 U19 National Alliance League Top Scorer
🏆 Southend U19s Player of the Season
🏆 Basildon United Top Scorer
🏆 Basildon United Managers’ Player of the Season
🏆 Reached FA Youth Cup 4th Round
⚽ 6 Goals in the competition
A serious young striker 👀
🎥 Watch full video on YouTube
youtu.be/Q5LlWpUoXXI?si=sfAb…
#NikolayZlatev #SouthendUnited #Striker #Wonderkid #Football
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Jun 9
Peak photography in Belfast.
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Jun 9
>going to see the odyssey
>order popcorn
>worker asks if I want a themed bucket
>I ask her if it’s Odyssey or Iliad
>she doesn’t understand
> I pull out a chart explaining what is Odyssey and what is Iliad
>she laughs, “it’s a good bucket sir”
>get themed bucket
>it’s Iliad
First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
Community note
The Trojan horse is not mentioned in the Iliad, which ends before the sack of Troy. The primary literary tradition for the Trojan horse is the Aeneid.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Ho…
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Adrian Chiles reveals he’s developed a massive crush on Chilli from TLC - and has hatched a plan to woo her.
“I’m going to get my best friend to drive past her and I shall lean out the passenger side and try to shout at her,” he told reporters
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