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26 Apr 2025
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26 Apr 2025
A message from Tom Piatak following today's relegation.
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31 Jan 2024
Legend ❤️
31 Jan 2024
🤝 Good luck to striker Joe Garner who has today joined Oldham Athletic on a free transfer.
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28 May 2023
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15 Dec 2021
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14 Dec 2021
Tiger watching his son Charlie's mannerisms on the golf course is everything ❤️
(via @PGATOUR)
10 Oct 2021
Probably right timing, but he’s been hung out to dry by Holdsworth. Big appointment needed.
10 Oct 2021
Club statement 👇
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10 Jul 2021
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10 Jul 2021
Im not crying, you are.
Harry Kane’s wife hit me right in the feels 😭😭😭
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17 Dec 2020
Love this 🔥
Hi @BBCR1, I’ve printed my CV onto my car and parked it outside the studio. There’s a QR code which I reckon you should watch. Ta x
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26 Sep 2020
Woeful interview on both sides there. Beech has absolutely no idea. Thinks he knows more about football than anyone else because the ‘stats’ say so.
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21 Jul 2020
Not a great CV 😂
7 Nov 2018
Ryan Loft sends a low effort past Rochdale 'keeper Magnus Norman to get the Development Squad back on level terms!
Phil Jones retweeted
7 Jun 2020
3 years ago I’m a ‘hero cop’ and today I’m a target with my colleagues following a murder in the US....
Black lives matter and I’m all for peaceful protesting but don’t lose sight of something so important by using police as your punchbag and desecrating iconic monuments!
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Phil Jones retweeted
22 May 2020
“That was a negative and right now I need two positives. You know, one to cancel out the negative and another one just so I can have a positive.”
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Phil Jones retweeted
10 May 2020
Guys I need some help with this. How is this confusing? It’s very clear there will be slightly more freedom going forward but we must maintain social distancing nonetheless. Sorry Carole, but we the public are not as helpless and thick as you seem to think 🧐
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15 Apr 2020
Worth 5 minutes of your time
15 Apr 2020
Inspired by #Quiz and due to having nothing better to do... here are some of my favourite ‘waves’ from hopeful contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
Starting with this dainty effort from Brian.
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Phil Jones retweeted
31 Mar 2020
I can't tell you how helpful the social distancing is.
If we all keep it up, I think a feasible scenario is a return to some normality at the beginning of May.
As long as we keep to the rules now, we'll end up in a much better place after Easter than is feared.
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