Just when you think that human innovation has reached its zenith and that no further great insights are possible, someone goes and invents the Scootcase.

Me after every Bills season

YOU READY SHOHEI???????

Miami reporter is questioning Poyer captain absence

'95 Emmitt

Me thinking about wk1 food spread

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

The #Vikings have agreed to terms on a new, 3-year contract extension for $36M for standout S Josh Metellus, per me and @TomPelissero. Another reward for their young playmaker.

📊 MLB SYSTEM TREND – CLEVELAND GUARDIANS (ROAD TEAM) 📅 Query Date: Sunday, May 25, 2025 🕵️‍♂️ Situation: When Cleveland played as a Road Team – Total is between 7.5 to 8.0 – In the 4th game of a series – Coming off a Road Win – Coming off vs. Right-Handed Pitcher ✅ SU Record: 8-2 📉 O/U Record: 2-8-0 🔎 Breakdown: In this specific situation, the Guardians show strong form to close out long series, going 8-2 SU. However, the real value is on the total — games trend heavily UNDER with an 80% hit rate. 💡 Edge: ✅ Guardians SU Lean 🔒 Stronger Lean to UNDER #ForTheLand #Guardians #MLB #SportsBetting #ATSSTATS

MJ giving out his gambling picks on NBA on NBC every week

100 Jerrys vs 1 Beane

The only other QB selected 144th overall in the Common Draft Era is Sam Howell, who was just traded.

EXTEND ROSS ATKINS

Lamar Jackson has to play 17 games to get the three seed. Josh Allen got the two seed in 16.

Lol Zappe sucks too, nevermind

🚨 GTD is LIVE ahead of tonight’s Seahawks/Bears TNF matchup! 🎙️ @TheKevinWalsh 🎙️ 👀 @sports_millions Pick’em segment within the hour! #SEAvCHI #DailyFantasy x.com/i/broadcasts/1vOxwrEzR…

The greatest hitter to ever live.