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Perate Industries™ @Perate_IND

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Perate Industries™@Perate_IND
3 Dec 2020
| PUBLIC BROADCAST | | THE FOLLOWING AUTOMATED MASSEAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PERATE INDUSTRIES™ | Ahoy there my good spacefaring friends, i'm plume o' plenty and i'm here today to offer you all a ground-floor opportunity to the most important enterprise the galaxy has seen!
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Ya know, things been quite 'round 'ere lately... ... Wai.. wait wa'cha mean everyone changed com channels? ... WAT YA MEAN THA BLOKE RUNNIN DHA OL' CHANNELS GONE FUKEN NUTS!? WHY IN THA VOID DIDN'T YA UPDATE THA DAMN SYSTEMS!? ...
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DON'T PAY YA TO!? IT'S LITERALLY DHA ONLY FUKEN THING YA PAYED TA DO YA USELESS QUILL! GET THA DAMN THING WORKIN BEFORE I CAST YER LAZY ASRE OUT THA LOCK!
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OI @PXMCorp ya wanna do us a solid? one 'a ya furballs 'as gone and made this new gene mod thingymajig called... er "perma cute". I'd say pattern pendin buuuut, well in tha name a friendly buissness ye think it best ta not pluck yer feathers 'n such.
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'n tottaly not because the Orassian 'ere tha went 'n tried it give us the creeps with 'an uncany bay feelin... ... ... *whispering* please, it be starin into me soul...
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*LOUD CRASHING SHOUND* 'ALIGHT YA LADS GON TOO FAR THIS TIME, WHICH ONE O' YAS DONE WENT N MEDDLED WITH THA DAMN PRIMS?! YA 'AVE THA FAINTEST IDEA 'OW MUCH MIND CONTROL RAYIN THIS GONNA TAKE TA CLEAN UP?! SHROUD BE ME WITNESS IF I FIND WHICH ONE A YA...
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Righty'o, got'ha request 'ere frem r pier'o tourism... cause 'parently arently we got ona those... Any'ow they be askin me ta clear up a bit'a confusion bout r local coin. Don't know why it's simple as really...
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A barllie be 2 plumes A plume be 25 pence 'n ya go no lower than a pence 'ope yet takin notes this will be on tha test... Now back ta tha Shares A Share be 2 Friggs A Frigg be 7 Briggs A Brigg be 5 Schoonahs A Schoonah be 4 Wings A Wing be 10 Claws A Claw bein 25 plumes
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See? simple as, now who 'ere can tell me 'ow many pences be in an EC?
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'TERNAL REQUEST ta'who evah talked tha junkahs inta tryin ta make lazer sowrds out'a zro crystals, ya be invited ta my office. i just wanna chat. Onna unrelated note, keep an eye sharp fer an increase in shroud beast incursions...
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'LIGHT ENOUGH'S ENOUGH. 'ternal memo time, fer tha luv a tha void leave tha damn prims alone, i don't care if ya think abductin their livestock, paintin random symbols in their crops or wha evah tha hell tha humpahs did to 'em, ya might think it be funny...
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but going on world n' usin xeno compat is just... DO YAS 'AVE THA FAINTEST IDEA 'OW 'ARD THA BE TO EXPLAIN AWAY!? 'alf tha galaxy be already breathin down 'r necks and now ya do 'n add fire breathin mushrooms!? someone bettah fess up cause i ain't doin tha papahwork...
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==CONTACTORS WANTED== Hear ye, hear ye me 'arties Perate Industries™ be openin our ports ta all ya thrill seakahs, adrenaline junkies 'n darin pilots ah tha galaxy! Ah lucrative contact could be yers if ya made ah tha right stuff! Terms n' conditions below.
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==CONDITIONS== - 3 Years previous strike craft or strike bomber flying experience.* - Organic, minimum cybernetics if any. - Willing to accept implants. - Psionic or Latent Psionic traits. *Legality under which experience was gained is flexible.
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[CONEXTION REROOT] [GENERAL BROADCAST] Tention decks 5 ta 13, keep an eye out fer a rogue organic genocidal pop star robot, tha junkers would like it returned without any wear n' tear if ya'd be so kind
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[The following message was brought to you by Perate.Ind™] 'Ave ya lost a luved one? Did yahr accidentally stab mate one times ta many? Crewmen perished in tragic surprise naval tradin? Well yer mates at Perate.ind™ be 'ere fer ya, put those lazy sods back ta work!
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Introducin, LIMBO!™ let's ya store their psionic essence in small, easy ta 'andle gems, which can emit small electrical discharges allowin 'em ta be used like fancy AI bots, but without tha worry a bein hacked... Salp em anywhere ya fancy, guns, tablets, toasters...
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All this n more all for a small price n tha cost a someone's eternal salvation! Call now n ask about r VIP package, LIMBO Crystal™
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[PUBLIC BROADCAST] Brass signed off on 'elpin tha farthah land with there lil security problem. Open season on @DharanLeague plus bounties fer proof a kills or captives. Giv'em 'ell lads.
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Right me 'earties, word from up top: we be changing r corporate slogan from "booty by any means" ta "profit by any means" 'parently t XR department got to many complaints a inappropriate conduct from ya lot, not singelin anyone out Jack... Also 'parently we got an XR department
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