@Persixty profile picture
Dan Allen @Persixty
Joined May 2011
  • Tweets 10,929
  • Following 95
  • Followers 127
922 Photos and videos
Does anyone know when Athrophic will make all their employees redundant because AI is running the whole show? That's when it gets interesting.
4
172
Dan Allen@Persixty
2 Nov 2025
I think the St Albans mascot was doing an impression of Jeff Shi through interpretive dance. #wwfc. #fosunout
Football Away Days
@FBAwayDays
2 Nov 2025
The St Albans mascot was absolutely smashed away at Burton Albion yesterday… 🤣😭 He ended up getting ejected from the stadium… 🫣
0:23
2
1,127
Dan Allen retweeted
BloxwichWolf 🐺@ReservoirJogs
1 Nov 2025
F. uck O. ff S. ell U. p N. ow #wwfc
8
21
143
7,289
Dan Allen retweeted
Parody Nigel Farage
@Parody_PM
6 Oct 2025
Nigel needs a favour.
87
4,095
5,200
153,264
Dan Allen@Persixty
22 Jul 2025
Hi Twitter, This is a bot. Right? I ask because the account was started in 2012 and the name resembles someone I know. But a reply of 'nothing much' to 'Do I know you?' is an error no human would make.
2
113
Dan Allen@Persixty
21 Jul 2025
Genius.
Stephen James Smith
@SJSwords
29 Sep 2020
Replying to @danielmaier
My friend @GarethQR fixed it!
0:50
1
116
Dan Allen retweeted
The Harry Enfield Show@HarryEnfield6
23 Jan 2025
The Panel Show
2:19
19
116
969
115,103
Dan Allen retweeted
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS
7 Jan 2024
Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby said that Prince Andrew is seeking to make amends having settled his sexual abuse lawsuit, and we must learn to be a more open and forgiving society If you think the only forgiveness Andrew needs is the FBI, Like If Welby can get stuffed RT
508
3,051
5,675
267,913
Dan Allen retweeted
Really American 🇺🇸
@ReallyAmerican1
24 Dec 2024
Make sure everyone sees this.
477
5,742
20,073
567,935
Dan Allen retweeted
Michael Glasper@MichaelCGlasper
1 Dec 2024
"I can see the complaints coming from a handful of middle-class women of a certain age."
76
1,052
15,415
531,414
Dan Allen retweeted
Historic Vids
@historyinmemes
19 Nov 2024
Billionaire John D. Rockefeller gives a nickel to a child on his 84th birthday, USA, 1923.
3,233
3,816
146,199
13,340,734
Dan Allen retweeted
𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼𝙐𝙓@ceefaux
30 Oct 2024
4
6
51
2,468
Dan Allen retweeted
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS
7 Sep 2024
There are calls for Lord Eric Pickles to resign from the House of Lords he complained to the Grenfell Inquiry that he was missing important lunches. Like if he needs to resign. RT if he needs to be fired.
888
5,959
9,729
276,332
Dan Allen@Persixty
7 Sep 2024
The monarchy are obscenely overprivileged parasites.
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS
6 Sep 2024
King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. But he still needed a 45% pay rise. Like if he needs a pay cut. RT if you want the Monarchy gone. #NotmyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy
2
86
Dan Allen retweeted
Hush-Kit Aviation News, History & Satire@Hush_Kit
5 Aug 2024
I see they’ve diversified, guess no one wants big plane books these days
64
120
1,448
59,959
Dan Allen retweeted
Andy Murray
@andy_murray
1 Aug 2024
Never even liked tennis anyway.
12,925
90,715
976,871
49,771,405
Dan Allen retweeted
Just Dave now
@justdavenow89
28 Jul 2024
If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT
128
9,197
12,451
374,494
Dan Allen@Persixty
25 Jun 2024
This is a real tweet from the current Prime Minister's verified account. This is not a parody. This is how desperate he is. Shocked.
Rishi Sunak
@RishiSunak
25 Jun 2024
Illegal migrants in France are saying that they’re actually waiting for Labour to come into power so they can cross. Vote Conservative on 4th July.
1
83
Dan Allen@Persixty
10 Jun 2024
Sunak has now entered full self-destruct mode. Is he f**king himself over as an act of spite or has some betting syndicate but a bet on them having the worst result in modern history. I think both.
1
1
58
Load more