Think I just had the worst interview of my life. Bitch shows up with wet uncombed hair. Proceeds to make me do math problems. Clearly yells at her children while on mute. Heavily debated leaving half way through. #fade#shrink#wtf#fadingnextinterview
Peter feels great accomplishment after a long day of applying to jobs and playing games on his computer when he should be paying attention to lecture. #college
I know winter break has gone on for too long because im instantly watching every reel I get sent. I’m running out of entertainment. #bored#university#needtogoback
Yesss Jose!! My beautiful wife tells me this all the time. She tells me it’s the perfect size and that any bigger wouldn’t fit and just hurt. My whore ex-wife said it was too small but not my beautiful Margaret! #perfectsize#wife#speaker#2in#whore#ex
Mysogyinist republicans don’t get any game because aware whores eat themselves out as do I. Because aware whores eat themselves out. As do I - quote Largerlizzo #schizopost#crazy#what#whore#drunk#4am