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29 Sep 2022
Wisdom 🧐
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Peter Melby retweeted
@PeterMelby Time to rebrand Boss or Babysitter? My vote is Supervisor or Stalker. “Bosses are using surveillance tools to spy on quiet quitters” by @WSJ x.com/i/events/1572622227945…
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"that meeting could have been an e-mail" -people who also don't read e-mails
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When your biggest goal is to disappoint no one, you will eventually disappoint everyone
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The fact this combines the 2 most useless interview questions *chef’s kiss*
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17 Apr 2022
A Twitter 🧵 doesn't prevent most of this real-life learning, but this is a relatively succinct explanation of the conflict in my soul everytime someone says "congrats on your success".
ALL companies, large and small, are messy.  Like, REALLY messy. And we all learn WAY more from sharing the mess than the success. Yet so few do. Here’s our TOP 10 mistakes at Bolt over the last eight years, and our learnings from each one:
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There is one funny one each year. We just have to sort through 1000s to find it.
BREAKING: I just signed an Executive Order changing the New Jersey State Bird to the Middle Finger. 🖕
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26 Mar 2022
Symmetry. ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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10 Feb 2022
Anyone who has "Sincerely," pre-entered into their email signature should change it to "Incincerely," #disingenuous
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26 Jan 2022
Airport salad makers perfecting the combination of "packed to look extremely convenient to take on board" and "spring-loaded to explode on first bite"
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20 Jan 2022
Woah. @pedrothelion with the late night album surprise!
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17 Jan 2022
Guaranteed way to get me to ignore your blog or article in 2022: use the words "master class".
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30 Dec 2021
Good thing work is light this week. It's a full time job to text "how are you feeling?" to everyone I know with covid... and everyone i might have given it to.
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29 Dec 2021
Weeklong game of "do I feel like shit because I got covid or invisalign?" #greattiming
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29 Dec 2021
(I got both)
19 Dec 2021
Did I get upgraded in spite of my clothing choice? Or BECAUSE of it??
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10 Dec 2021
Sounds like a great game I'm missing...
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