Prayers for those of us working with the public and the stock market today. Ugh.

Hoagie’s having an existential crisis. “I just don’t know, man. What if I’m not the goodest boy anymore? That’s so much pressure.”

Heaven.

The fact that this is an acceptable crossing guard response is frigging brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us

This man gets hotter and hotter

Someone replaced the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK with PEE-WEE HERMAN and I love it even more now 😂🔥 (not created with AI btw)

Everyone ok?

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off

Hoagie auditioning for SNL should Aziz step out.

I thought *I* had mayonnaise-colored chicken legs

Found this in my 16yo’s Jeep. Aside from the possible underage drinking and/or smoking while driving, let’s discuss the real parenting fail here: BUSCH LIGHT APPLE?! CHILE.

BREAKING: Munch’s Make Believe Band has pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert.

BREAKING: A federal judge is now signaling the Trump administration’s so-called “weaponization fund” may have emerged from collusive litigation and could potentially amount to fraud on the court. That is nuclear-level language from a judge. “Fraud on the court” is not normal criticism. It is reserved for situations where a court believes it may have been manipulated, misled, or used as part of a coordinated scheme. And the judge reportedly pointed to two giant red flags: - the massive $1.8 billion settlement amount - and concerns the opposing sides may not have actually been acting as true adversaries Translation? The court is openly questioning whether this lawsuit was partially engineered to create a taxpayer-funded political compensation machine. That is an absolutely extraordinary development.

BREAKING: The Banjo Boy from Deliverance just pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert 😢

Congratulations on your wedding @DonaldJTrumpJr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work.