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P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner

• esther tried in vain to pacify the mob •

Joined May 2011
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Tried to take a break last night but instinctually posted a nature video. Then the news today. This isn’t a “me” tweet, just a reminder it is time to log off for a while. See you guys this summer. DM me your info if we haven’t & you want to stay in touch! #SanityNeverCameHisWay
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Watch the governor of Texas go to the gun rally this week.
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Robert Reich
@RBReich
24 May 2022
Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.
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GOP won’t kill a fetus but doesn’t mind killing tons of school kids. I guess any length of capitalistic consumption is better than nothing.
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n e i g h b o r h o o d
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I’ll be right back…
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Meacham
@MeachamDr
23 May 2022
“My Dearest, Alas. the mood in camp has turned bleak. We are proud to be defending our presidents honor against the vile Democrats, but they ran out of sweet tea and honey buns again. I do not know how long we can persist in these conditions.”
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Me looking for Jayson Tatum tonight ☘️

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Act I: Church loses tax exempt status Act II: Church asks members of the congregation to give more because god Act III: Church mocks government for not needing tax exempt status Final act: Minister drives off in a different Ferrari after sermon
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I just found a picture of my dad from 13 years ago and he’s sitting in the exact same position in the exact same spot. The only difference is a newer chair.
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She really wants us to know she likes them more than Phish now
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<in a sports tv studio years ago> Skip Bayless: Make me cool with young people Weezy: Remind people I exist
Do people from the south call WWII the “War of American Aggression Against Germany”?
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I’m a big weed fan
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Telling my kids these were their three great aunts
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Tonight was tough. On to Game 4. @celtics

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You don’t say “when your star player is out” with Jaylen Brown on the floor. GTFOH ☘️
Looks like the church is entering the political ring again. Time to start taxing them like the rest of us.
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Beat-the-heat 8AM hike up Notch Mountain PROS: 65° 90% CONS: 65° 90% 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟
Saturday morning food for thought: Student loan debt and Twitter bots are two things that provide much value to the very institutions that claim they’ll alleviate for the people.
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