The Irony Of Saving The Fucking Planet
To save the fucking planet
We will blanket the fields with solar panels
We will blight the hills and coastlines with wind turbines
And the sea
We will tear up meadows, wetlands, and farmland
We will plant monoculture crops and spray them with poison
We will destroy the biosphere and erase biodiversity
We will crush coral reefs with offshore infrastructure
We will shred bird life in turbine blades
We will silence the hum of insect life
We will poison the soil with heavy metals and glyphosate Why?
To save the fucking planet
We will mine cobalt and lithium in child-labour pits
We will strip the earth for rare minerals, often in war zones
We will pollute rivers and water tables beyond repair
We will import concrete and steel from China
We will close our power plants in the name of virtue
While China builds 2 to 3 new coal plants every week
To power the factories that make our āgreenā tech
The solar panels and wind turbines we pretend are clean Why?
To save the fucking planet
We will become poorer, colder, and hungrier
We will ration energy, not production
We will cut down ancient forests for biomass
We will call tree-burning renewable
We will turn national parks into battery farms
We will desecrate sacred lands and natural beauty
We will hand control of energy to unelected technocrats
We will obey
We will comply Why?
To save the fucking planet
We will forget what it feels like to be free
We will destroy nature
In the name of protecting it
But can't you see, it was never about saving the fucking planet,
It's about enslaving, controlling, and culling us, damn it.
And no, I haven't quite finished, my friends.
The planet might be warming, but it's still cold compared to Earthās average.
We need COā, or should I say, the plants do.
Itās the gas of life, you fools.
The carbon they want to reduce⦠is YOU, you tools!
The whole green agenda is an inversion
Creating pollution and destroying life while claiming to preserve it.
It is a weapon, to guilt and panic our young, and some of the old
To make us harm ourselves.
We are not the parasites.
Itās the ruling predators.
Love Doc Malik