Scottish, ex British Army. Want a Republic of Scotland free from Conservatism and Unionism. Supporter of the oppressed.

Joined October 2014
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Big News this morning : The George Washington statue near Fenway Park in Boston has been given the Highest Honour By the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scottish Fans. Someone has got up there God knows how and placed a traffic cone □on his heed. 😅🤣😂😂. This is a proud moment for 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland. 👍🏻
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Replying to @Dennynews
Starmer says defence spending increasing from 2.3% to 2.6%. GERS shows Scotland allocates 4.3% of spending.
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Fan I wis a loon I used tae help ma uncle rogue the neeps by ruggin oot a the ranch for 10 bob an ‘oor.
Today’s #DoricWordoftheDay is “rug”. “Rug”: tug, pull sharply. Example: “Div ye myn yon muckle neep aat e fairmer an aa his faimly hid tae rug an rug tae get oot?” (Do you remember that huge turnip that the farmer and his family had to tug and tug to get it out?)
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Remember the auditors said, ‘We have been unable to satisfy ourselves by alternative means regarding the completeness of income.’
The media establishment and opposition politicians are trying to discredit @theSNP. They are failing. Donations have increased as they know we are member/supporter driven. Help us build the Scotland we all deserve by joining the SNP today. snp.org/join
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Actress Helen Mirren in East London yesterday gets called a zionist bitch
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Just because.

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I remember when you thought it was clever to privatise BNOC (Britoil) when Norway did the opposite and the damage that did. I wouldn't trust you lot to change my car's oil let alone manage Scotland's oil and other energy resources..
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Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Rachel Reeves calls bumping the mileage rate to 55p a “win” for workers. It’s been frozen at 45p since 2011 — 15 years ago. Inflation alone pushes it to ~64p. Add real costs: fuel up 60%, insurance doubled for many, tyres/parts/maintenance up 70% . Honest break-even is 70-75p per mile. This pathetic 10p crumb after Labour’s tax bombs and ULEZ raids is pure insult dressed as help. Drivers aren’t stupid. This changes nothing.
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I wonder how many alphabetties were rewarded with a place in this list? 🤔
The Energy brief given to a junior Minister - not Stephen Flynn, the Cab Sec for the Economy - who answers to the FM.
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That look when you’ve just pissed on a statue
Never Forget Your Roots. I've done some of this but where am I on this beautiful Sunday morning? Vote @reformparty_uk the workers party.
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The English king sits in the English parliament to tell us how we’ll all be poorer while wearing the most expensive hat in the world.
Today is the State Opening of Parliament 👑 This ceremony marks the start of the new session of Parliament. The King’s Speech will set out the government’s agenda for the session, outlining proposed policies and legislation 📆 Learn more: parliament.uk/business/news/…
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May 11
Last post of the day. Whoever made this, you have my utmost respect 😂 Hitler/Starmer parody about the local election results.
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I’m a teuchter, nae a toonser.
Today’s #DoricWordoftheDay is “teuchter”. “Teuchter”: someone from the countryside. Example: “He’s a teuchter.” (He’s from the countryside.)
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Most common national identity in the UK.
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The 2026 Scottish Elections craigmurray.org.uk/archives/… We get so trapped inside the logic of the UK’s crazy electoral systems we often do not see what is really happening. Two thirds of active voters, voted against Starmer’s Labour at the last general election. He was always high…
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Eence a sleepit man the last bus a woke up in ‘e broch sae I went intae a pub tae use ‘e phone. A’ went queet an een loon says, ‘Yer nae fae roon here, are ye?’ A’ scarpered oot ae there real quick.
Today’s #DoricWordoftheDay is “(the) Broch”. “(The) Broch”: Fraserburgh, Burghead. Example: “Am fae the Broch.” (I’m from Fraserburgh.)
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I wis pourin masel a wee dram o’ Dronach 18 an’ I splootered it a’ ower ‘e grun. Ma hairt brakit.
Today’s #DoricWordoftheDay is “splooter”. “Splooter”: spill, splash. Example: “I splootered ma watter.” (I spilled my water.)
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The SNP Dunblane & Bridge of Allan Facebook page put out a long description of the hustings in Dunblane on Tuesday evening. By and large, they described the meeting pretty well as it happened – I was there, obviously. But they could not resist the opportunity to have a go at Eva Comrie, the Alliance to Liberate Scotland candidate. God forbid we should actually call for independence when the SNP has procrastinated, made other issues more important, and will continue to do so. What is it that the SNP finds so terrible about anyone calling for independence? – It IS a one-issue party, dedicated to that which the SNP left behind long ago. Why? – They seem to be running scared. Eva’s very first statement was to thank Keith Brown for his help over her health problems some years ago, and during the evening, she never once criticised Keith, other than the SNP’s tardiness in moving towards independence. She made no ‘mad rants’ as described by the SNP post, only promoting independence as the SNP should be doing. Keith was also very pleasant the whole evening; the only point I would criticise him on was his “both votes SNP” comment. He is not a stupid man, in fact, I had a very amicable word with him after the meeting to thank him for his contribution, but he knows as we all do, that in Mid Scotland & Fife Region, especially, an SNP vote on the regional or list vote is completely wasted and can only elect a unionist. I despair for the SNP Dunblane as it has become; it had to unite with the Bridge of Allan branch to keep going. It has me blocked from commenting on its posts, as has Yes Stirling, supposedly an all-party group, but in essence run by and a totally controlled SNP subsidiary. So, deny the nonsense from the SNP locally, and put your trust in a woman who will, if elected, do what it says on the tin. Independence. Nothing less. Nothing else. #VoteEva26 #LiberateScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #CountryBeforeParty #Independence #ClacksDunblane #MSF #Dunblane
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"El Money".
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Replying to @LeahRain77
Over a million views and no credit to me @scotdrone as the creator that filmed this timelapse video and actually put in the effort. Disappointing. My watermark which pops up as the Wheel rotates has even been deliberately partly cropped off to hide the source.
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