Oh, so Europe actually does belong to the Neaderthals. Luckily you & all the rest of the Epstein class are working so diligently to return it.

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

BREAKING 🚨 MARINE: “NO ONE WANTS TO DIE FOR ISRAEL” U.S. Marine Brian McGinnis got dragged out of a senate hearing for standing up and saying what everyone is thinking. Reports that they BROKE his hand. This is a patriot.

The most mentioned location in the Epstein files isn't the island or ranch. It's Mar-A-Lago.

L.A. police officer arrested for allegedly skydiving while on disability leave ktla.com/news/local-news/vet…

Full image (the one DOJ deleted from online and hoped no one would notice was gone):

The sad thing about extreme paranoia is that that it has no moral compass at all If the guy in charge has committed the most horrendous crimes, it just doesn't matter - provided he's on your side

Two teenagers from Pennsylvania just solved a problem most engineers ignored. Rohan Kapoor and Jack Reichert created the "Go Green Filter" — a 3D-printed device that attaches to your car's exhaust pipe. It doesn't just reduce emissions. It converts CO2 into oxygen. Using microalgae. The same process plants use — photosynthesis. They built a bio-reactor with water, LED lights, and living algae inside. The algae eat the carbon dioxide from your exhaust... and release clean oxygen back into the air. In testing? It cut emissions by 74%. They didn't wait for funding. Didn't wait for permission. They 3D-printed the prototype themselves. Now it's being deployed in Indonesia. The cost? Low enough to scale globally. If this works at mass scale, it could reduce billions of tons of carbon annually. Two high school kids just did what billion-dollar companies haven't.

You know, I don’t think he meant it.

time is limited indulge your soul

BREAKING: Exclusive footage showing an insurrection broke out at yesterday's No Kings protest where cops were tased and beaten with flagpoles and... oh wait, that was MAGA on Jan 6, 2021. OUR protest was PEACEFUL. Again.

California is responsible for almost 13% of all federal revenue. Last year, the state contributed $83B more to the federal government than it received. That's more than the entire budget for the Department of Veterans Affairs or Department of Energy.

You can't gaslight a dictionary.

REPUBLICAN HEALTHCARE PLAN If you're poor, don't get sick. If you're sick, don't get poor.

Undocumented immigrants do not receive federal benefits. Undocumented immigrants pay $100 billion in taxes through an ITIN. This is why ICE used IRS data to find undocumented immigrants.

MAGA has activated their bot farm after Charlie Kirk’s memorial to do damage control

My father, a reformed Reagan conservative who is decidedly not online: "I have no idea who this Kirk guy is, but these assholes are going to do everything they can to make him their Horst Wessel."

“Or involuntary lethal injection or something. Just kill them.” - Fox News Host during a segment about the homeless population