This rebrand may cost me some followers, but some things are more important than vanity. A great tragedy has occurred this evening, all at the behest of man who shall remain unnamed. Lest he cry like a little bitch.
This country was founded on the principle that one man can pretend to be another man online behind the guise of anonymity. When that freedom is threatened, our very way of existence is threatened.
I will carry the torch of my fallen brother and continue his legacy. Cameron Williams is still a fat pussy bitch, and our beef is far from over, but I may have found a bigger one. And as the great Cliff God would say:
FORTY-NINER!
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