Product Manager @firstclaspilot. storytelling and art

Joined November 2016
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18 Oct 2025
1yr later ……. She’s about to change the trajectory of my entire career 🤣
14 Apr 2024
Omg I met a unicorn 🦄 Uber driver driver tonight She drives Camry 2017, we started talking, I found out she only drives Uber from 12am - 4am, because she’s bored 🤣 She also got road trip gangs! I was amazed and happy I met someone with similar vibe I gave her a fat Tip 😍
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"I want someone who can hold me down when I’m losing it" Pls are you a wild animal 🤣🤣
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some ppl are just dumb on this app.
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Its funny how my close friend, who is a model in Abuja, left for Lagos because of a lack of good-paying model gigs. really wish the entertainment in Abuja could be better.. Nice write-up btw!
Dear Abuja Creatives…
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In 2024, I was really bored and started exploring physical art in a few galleries in Abuja. In that 2yrs i have helped curate an exhibition. Thinking of enrolling in Art business courses at Sotheby’s Institute to have the depth for the art market and contemporary art history.
10 Nov 2024
One wish for me is chart the high end art community in Abuja. Something is calling my soul to them and the urge keep increase each day!
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Putting my Social engineering skills to a good cause, finally, and I feel proud of myself
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Yes o 😂 make dem see say you mean business
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Team Member - Women Banking A Tier 1 financial institution is seeking qualified professionals to join its Women Banking team. Requirements: Banking experience (Retail Banking, SME Banking, Personal Banking, or related areas Strong customer relationship and business development skills Excellent communication and interpersonal skills Ability to identify opportunities and drive customer engagement Location: Lagos, Nigeria. If you have relevant banking experience and are interested in exploring this opportunity, please send your cv to angeleyotalentpool@gmail.com
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After someone made a post encouraging women to post their accomplishments, which of course went viral, someone else made another post asking men to also post their accomplishments, and I love how men reacted: “Allow these women to have their moment, it’s not a competition.”
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Both of you deserve each other. Egotistical, anti-intellectual, dickhead men egotistical, insufferable, predatory women. Rock Hard Place. Unstoppable force Immovable object. May the bigger asshole win.
I wonder what Nigerian women did so wrong to deserve the crop of men we’ve been dealt with. And they seem to be appearing in alarming numbers these days. “If my wife ‘slept’ with bandits, it’s adultery.” “Don’t be fooled by the degrees; she can still be stupid.” So disgusting!
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Jun 16
Not sure Nigeria can ever get to this level ngl 😂😂😂 This is not by fasting and praying.
Replying to @WelBeast
SoFi, where tonight’s game is being played, will be the swimming venue for the upcoming Olympics
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lol. Nigeria is really an interesting country, they’ll force startups to use local infrastructures but this same Nigeria will go and pay foreign companies to provide services to Nigerians when there are local businesses offering the same thing at same quality and lower cost. Your government will go to Pluralsight and Udacity to sign Edtech deals as if there are no Edtech operating in Nigeria. When it’s time for the government to spend money, they’ll spend it on flashy foreign companies without providing supports for local startups, but when it’s time for startups to spend money, they want them to only spend it locally. All is well
BREAKING: The Central Bank of Nigeria has directed banks, fintech firms, and other payment service providers to store payment transaction data generated within the country on local servers from January 1, 2027, as part of new measures to strengthen oversight of the fast-growing digital payments ecosystem.
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In all fairness, any serious country shouldn't leave its citizens' financial data stored with AWS (in the USA/Europe). This is a welcome data sovereignty within the fintech space.
BREAKING: The Central Bank of Nigeria has directed banks, fintech firms, and other payment service providers to store payment transaction data generated within the country on local servers from January 1, 2027, as part of new measures to strengthen oversight of the fast-growing digital payments ecosystem.
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Jun 16
You're only worried🥲 coz you're Aware.
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Future just kept floating 😮‍💨

Future: god of flow state 🐐
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Njideka has been my all time favorite. Since 2015 I discovered her art. I’ve been in awe. When I still used to write about art, I stumbled on the news that her work sold for $1m, I knew she was here to stay. Super proud of her.
Barack and I were so honored to have @AkunyiliCrosby create our portrait for the Obama Presidential Center. Her artistic brilliance shines through — and the way she infused such life and joy into the piece is truly extraordinary. We love it, and we think everyone who visits the Center will too!
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He is just a fool. You people should sha be mindful of whom you marry. Your wife is the victim here. She was captured and raped, and your only retort is that, you can't save her and you'll marry because she has been violated. Did she consent to be violated? Whatever affects your partner is supposed to affect you. As a man, you should be willing to sacrifice your life to save your wife and kids. Does he even understand it is a human being he is married to, not bad goat? God abeg
"If band!ts k!dnap my wife, I’ll will not pay ransom and remarry, because they would have slept with her" - Nigerian man.
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Jun 15
Very interesting to see Salesforce acquire Intercom.
We’re excited to share that we just signed an agreement for @salesforce to acquire @fin_ai for ~$3.6B. The transaction is expected to close in the fourth quarter of Salesforce’s fiscal year 2027. Fin started as Intercom 15 years ago. We changed our name to cap our transformation just weeks ago. We were a darling of the SaaS era and invented so many of the patterns you see in software today. Nearly four years ago, in need of a reboot, we jumped on weeks-old modern LLMs to create and define the category we know as Customer Agents today. Salesforce invented modern software and SaaS. And @benioff is like the final boss of tech founder CEOs. In seat for 27 years, he’s one of the last of his era. Still pushing, pivoting, placing big bets. It’s a privilege for @destraynor and I to get to partner with him and join forces with Salesforce upon close at this most fascinating time. And will be very fun to get their help bringing Fin to magnitudes more consumers. To our customers: Over the past few years we’ve been shipping intensely. Including recently our groundbreaking model, Apex, and our paradigm-defining internal agent, Operator. With the resources of Salesforce this will only accelerate. And yet little will practically change. I’ll still be CEO, Des will still be running R&D, we’ll both still be committed to continuing to lead this category. Thank you very sincerely and deeply for your belief in us. To all of our friends, our families, and our employees, past and present: While this is not the end, it is a major, pivotal, special, and emotional moment for us. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you. For everything. To my cofounders, my exec team: Look what we built. Four young lads with a dream and nothing to lose. And a home grown exec team who pulled off the greatest and arguably only late stage software company pivot to AI, and invented one of the most important categories in AI. Thank you for sticking through all of this with me. And now, time to get back to work. See you at our next product launch in a couple weeks. (:
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Jun 15
This is me asf, during tennis practice🤣
You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.
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If you see the convoy and the kind cars wey Wike pull up with today, you go fully understand this statement.
“Any society where you see people in government doing better than entrepreneurs, is a failed country. That’s why our country is failing” — NDC Presidential Candidate, Peter Obi
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Jun 15
I will be writing on how to source or network with HNI in Abuja.
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