Retired. Ancap. Husband. Texan. Aggie fan. Vet. "A sense of humor is a sense of proportion".

Joined July 2013
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I am now an orphan. My mom passed earlier this morning.
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I do like the Equalizer movies. Watching #2 for the...more than 10th time.
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I have 10 cu yds of cedar mulch being delivered Wednesday. It's been a pleasure knowing all of you.
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New heights in Peak Stupid and pandering.
British police arresting a white female mannequin following complaints by the Pakistani community over her immodest clothing.
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24 Hours of Le Mans this weekend. Should be some great racing. First year for the Hypercar team from Genesis. They looked solid in practice and qualifying. Nice to see additional factory teams in the Hypercar class.
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I have a strong preference for the type of customer facing employee who actually looks at me instead of being involved in a non-work conversation with their co-worker and blindly shoves a bag in my direction to signal the end of my rudely interrupting their social life.
Chick-fil-A has 37 cars in line with a wait time of just 1 minute 54 seconds. The workers make it rain condiments on me and treat me like I’m their favorite cousin. Meanwhile, McDonald’s has 2 and a 1/2 cars in line with a wait time of eternity. The workers make it seem like their condiments are bricks of gold and treat me like I’m the stepdad they blame for their parents’ divorce.
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Did a brake job for my BiL today. I am currently dying from heat and my ability to completely ignore my age when I am asked to do that type of work.
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Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath retweeted
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Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath retweeted
ATTENTION!!!! ATTENTION!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE!!!! PREPARE THE ROOFS OF YOUR MOUTHS AND GET READY FOR LAVA-HOT DELICIOUSNESS FROM @McDonalds!!!!! 😍😍😍
McDonald's is ringing in America's 250th with the return of FRIED Apple Pie and it's dropping in two weeks! Starting June 22nd you'll be able to FINALLY get that crispy, flaky FRIED Apple Pie from McDonald's for a limited time! While these are available you won't be able to get the current baked apple pie, but who would choose baked over fried anyway?! Are you excited to grab a fried apple pie from McDonald's with some soft serve on the side?! #mcdonalds #fastfood #applepie #mcds #macdonalds
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Walked this road to school and back every day. The contractor was an Escher devotee so the damned thing was uphill both ways.
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Favorite line from any movie: "You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?"
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We used to be a proper country
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Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath retweeted
The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review. They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆. Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.
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My baby girl! She wolfed down that hamburger birthday "cake".
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A couple of beers and "Tubular Bells Pt. 1" make a for a fine time preparing supper.
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Little girl...muffled barking...hmm..did she wander into the garage and get left out there in the dark after wife came in from laundry room? Nope. Locked in master bathroom? No...but she's in the master bathroom. What's that awful stench...pull back shower curtain. Ah dammit...clogged drain...toilet backed up into shower. Little girl was barking at the shower contents. Fuck.
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"No Mr. Bond, it's a different kind of freedom. I expect you to die." The totalitarian promise of freedom from worry. Forever.
Graham Platner: "We are going to win. When we have won, when we have beaten back fascism, when we’ve saved democracy, when we’ve saved freedom, this time it needs to be a different kind of freedom."
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ALT drunk animal house GIF by IFC

“Where I come from we kill cracka’s.” And this is precisely why 13% of the population makes up for 50% of the violent crime in America.
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I think I have finally found a cooling solution for my wife to help her shed heat when she wants to work on her gardens. One of the bizarre things that the disease has done to her is that she sweats only on a rectangle on her back which makes it difficult for her to effectively shed heat when she is outside. Her shirts quickly become sweat soaked and she often fixes a towel to help soak up the sweat. The problem is that towels don't effectively allow for the evaporation of the sweat. I have gone through multiple iterations of devices but it struck me that a Peltier junction device in conjunction with a fan or two and some mesh could be a good solution. Luckily I have found such a device and it arrived this morning. We did a test fit and run and it seems to cool effectively with 2 Peltier junction devices and a couple of shaped plates on the cooling side of the junction that contact the body, worn above a wicking shirt. The fastening straps are a bit dodgy but I have some ideas for alternative straps to make it simpler to don and doff and easier to adjust as well.
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This little girl is 5 years old today. Happy Birthday, Gemma! You are the goodest girl.
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